Said not me ever....

[Tedfkats]

I should be more expressive.

 

[beachbaby179]

I love getting out of bed before dawn.

 

[ydahecnot]

If I were in bed with her, I would want her to leave before dawn.

 

[flamouria]

"Yes, random dick-pic sender, I will go to the prom with you."

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

I'm done starting threads.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Those Brits have no fucking sense of humor.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

You'll never catch me watching DP porn.

 

[Hornblende]

I want to wake up early tomorrow.

 

[ChainedUp]

I hate being hard.

 

[ydahecnot]

Honey hasn’t put cheesecake photos in her profile lately. Good!

 

[Taegul]

Justin Bieber concert tickets for Christmas? Best present ever!

 

[jasonmason]

No darlin', I'd rather go shopping with you and your mother than go kayaking any day.

No, I really don't need yet another kayak. Really 10 is quite enough.

I don't think kayaking gear should match, ever.

 

[catherinewheel77]

I want you glued to my side every waking moment, sweetums.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Cock Avs 4 Lyfe!

 

[fisherfella]

Leave your bra on dear as it looks fine that way..

 

[barefootgirl69]

I don't want anymore colored pencils.

 

[GallantWriter]

I hate steak

 

[ydahecnot]

Don’t sweat bumping my threads. There are hundreds of Litsters waiting to do so.

 

[ydahecnot]

Welp, time to start “The official Lit quarantine for song parodies II”

 

[AbsintheFather]

A beer? Don't you think it's a little too early in the day?

 

[KinkyLaughs]

A beer? Don't you think it's a little too early in the day?

You are Da man for that! Love it.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

If you really love me, you'll shave.

 

[KinkyLaughs]

I would do this work for free.

 

[Wild_Honey_66]

Get your dick away from my face!

 

[Deacon_Voss]

Put your clothes on, I hate sex!