Said not me ever....

[ydahecnot]

“Girl on girl? Ewwww!”

“No burger for me, thanks.”

“College football? I’d rather watch C-Span.”

You get the drill. Go!

 

[flamouria]

"Oh, yes, I'd love to watch the latest episode of [popular reality TV show]."

 

[Jada59]

See two guys together? Yucky.

You're going to put WHAT in my ass?

Heavens no. I HATE phone sex.

No, I would not want to watch you cum.

Take that Mexican food away. Ick.

 

[ydahecnot]

“Screw the blackjack tables; give me slots.”

 

[default24]

“Screw the blackjack tables; give me slots.”

Screw the sluts, give me the slot machines

 

[ydahecnot]

“When is default going to move his hands?”

 

[beachbaby179]

"Please, default. Don't move your hands. "

 

[Shi_One81]

"Please, default. Don't move your hands. "

^^^^ what she said

 

[ydahecnot]

"Please, default. Don't move your hands. "

“Christmas bows are so meh”

 

[johnrael]

"Colonoscopy prep is the most fun you can have in the bathroom."

 

[ydahecnot]

“If she doesn’t give me a blumpkin on the third date, it’s over.”

 

[emsway]

“Bubble baths are for children.”

“Spending a day shopping at the mall is my favorite.”

“I have enough boots,”

 

[ydahecnot]

“Emsway has enough boots”

 

[fisherfella]

Time to go home...

 

[numeniusa]

"I'll take that in orange please."

("Blumpkin"? )

 

[TheMrBurns]

"No, I will not go down on you."

 

[standard1]

Oh, I just love those Hallmark Christmas movies!

 

[barefootgirl69]

"I really dislike those British/Scottish/Irish/Australian accents."

 

[NorthRockJohnson]

"Donald Trump is a real stand up character with a lot of great ideas."

 

[ydahecnot]

"I really dislike those British/Scottish/Irish/Australian accents."

Honey, you get off BFG’s account this second!

“Pop that collar and be stylin’”

(If you took PMs, I would answer your query, nume)

 

[barefootgirl69]

Honey, you get off BFG’s account this second!

“Pop that collar and be stylin’”

(If you took PMs, I would answer your query, nume)

Honey is my twin!

"I really like having to wear snow boots... I love snow and freezing temperatures!"

 

[Hornblende]

No, I'd prefer rosé.

 

[Jada59]

Yes! I would like to go pet that full grown lion!

 

[MrEd63]

Please, I enjoy being fucked about and left hanging

 

[Jada59]

Gosh, I would never masturbate.