Sad Bunny News

[Isabella Thorne]

Did you hear about the sad demise of the "Energizer Bunny", that funny little rabbit who crosses your television screen.
Pinkie, as he is called, passed away last night.

The autopsy showed that he had died from acute cardiac arrest induced by sexual over-stimulation. It seems someone, when changing his batteries put them in backwards and instead of going, and going, and going ....

he kept coming, and coming, and coming.
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Come together right now over me.
~The Beatles~

 

[willfulbrat]

Why don't bunnies make any sound when having sex?

Because they have cotton balls. *hee hee*

 

[Starfish]

You folks are hilarious....LOL, I love bunny jokes

 

[willfulbrat]

Being easily amused is a good thing, isn't it?
I just couldn't resist posting this one, too:

A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had breasts bigger than his mother's, and asked why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy was pleased with the answer and goes to play in the ocean.

He returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger "units" than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play.

Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly told his mother,
"Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."

 

[Ally C]

Here's another for the easily amused:

This kid bursts into the bathroom as the mother is getting out of the bath and shouts "Mommy! Mommy! What's that between your legs?" The mother covers herself hurriedly and says "It's my sponge, now get out of here!" Same thing happens again, with the mother giving the same embarrassed excuse. Later that week, the mother decides to shave it all off, and is having a bath when [yes, you guessed, and she really should get a lock on that door!] the kid runs in and looks at her mom and says "Where's your sponge mommy?" The mother laughs and says "I've lost it. Now never you mind - go out and play!" So the mother is getting dressed and the kid comes in all excited shouting "Mommy! Mommy! I found your sponge!" The mother laughs aloud, and says "What do you mean, you've found my sponge?" The kid smiles proudly and says "The woman next door is washing dad's face with it ..."

 

[Guest]

 

[Isabella Thorne]

Silly Rabbit .... Tricks are for Kids

jeeeez Ally ...

they were fucking like rabbits ... lmao

 

[Ally C]

I tend to forget jokes, but if any more come to mind I'll be sure to let you know.

 

[Juliangel]

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman
sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his
courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively,
"Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"

She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I
won't sleep with you tonight!" Everyone in the bar is now
staring at them.

Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed
and he slinks back to his table.

After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and
apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I
embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in
psychology and I'm studying how people respond to
embarrassing situations."

To which he responds, at the top of his lungs,
"What do you mean $200?"

 

[Ally C]

It just gets better ... that's 2 jokes I've never heard before in one day! Any more before I go I wonder?

 

[Thumper]

In Re..Bunny Jokes...

Not Funny!

I refuse to laugh...

Really...not a snicker...or a milky way...

Now whadja do with my batteries Iz???

Wanna see my bunny joke???