S E X

[Saint_Ann]

Any of you trolls remember what that is?

 

[von_Bismarck]

Any of you trolls remember what that is?

I get sex whenever I want. You, on the other hand, need to pay for it like all the other undesirable men of a certain age.

 

[rae121452]

Let's Talk About Sex
Salt-N-Pepa

Come on

Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex

Let's talk about sex for now
To the people at home or in the crowd
It keeps coming up anyhow
Don't decoy, avoid, or make void the topic
'Cause that ain't gonna stop it
Now we talk about sex on the radio and video shows
Many will know anything goes
Let's tell it how it is, and how it could be
How it was, and of course, how it should be
Those who think it's dirty have a choice
Pick up the needle, press pause, or turn the radio off
Will that stop us, Pep? I doubt it
All right then, come on, Spin

Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex

Hot to trot, make any man's eyes pop
She use what she got to get whatever she don't got
Fellas drool like fools, but then again they're only human
The chick was a hit because her body was boomin'
Gold, pearls, rubies, crazy diamonds
Nothin' she ever wore was ever common
Her dates heads of state, men of taste
Lawyers, doctors, no one was too great for her to get with
Or even mess with, the Prez she says was next on her list
And believe me, you, it's as good as true
There ain't a man alive that she couldn't get next to
She had it all in the bag
So she should have been glad
But she was mad and sad and feelin' bad
Thinkin' about the things that she never had
No love, just sex, followed next with a check and a note
That last night was dope, dope

Take it easy now

Let's talk about sex, baby (sing it)
Let's talk about you and me (sing it, sing it)
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex (come on)
Let's talk about sex (do it)
Let's talk about sex (uh-huh)
Let's talk about sex

Ladies
All the ladies
Louder now, help me out
Come on, all the ladies
Let's talk about sex, alright

Ladies
All the ladies
Louder now, help me out
Come on, all the ladies
Let's talk about sex, alright

(Yo, Pep, I don't think they're gonna play this on the radio
And why not? Everybody have sex
I mean, everybody should be makin' love
Come on, how many guys you know make love?)

Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex

Let's talk about sex, baby
Let's talk about you and me
Let's talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Let's talk about sex
Songwriters: HERBIE "FINGERPRINTS" AZOR,HERBY AZOR,HERBY E. AZOR
© Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.

 

[Hypoxia]

You've come to the wrong place. Sex is over yonder.

PS: Sex is where you find it. Or buy or rent it. Or steal it. Or beg for it. Beg, boy. Louder. I can't hear you!

 

[erostwo]

Red Shoe Diaries

I was at the dentist two three days ago, and had a tooth pulled, along with a temporary cap, and a bone graph? This morning the temporary fell out with some, a lot, most of the graph; the stiches are still there and some of the material! If sewing this shut replacing the temporary completes the procedure ... follow!

PCI-x16

 

[run_silent]

Wasn't that a George Micheal song? Maybe they both did it.

 

[run_silent]

Any of you trolls remember what that is?

Not a troll so I don't know if it has some other meaning than sex.

 

[Oblimo]

 

[Hypoxia]

I was at the dentist two three days ago, and had a tooth pulled, along with a temporary cap, and a bone graph, understand? This morning the temporary fell out with some, a lot, most of the graph; the stiches are still there and some of the material! If sewing this shut replacing the temporary completes the procedure ... follow?

We're fortunate to have first-rate dentistry in our remote mountain hamlet. (The biker bar, feh.) I arrived for a cleaning. They took xrays. The endodontist said to have a root canal or two, and soon. But first I need a sign-off from my electro-cardiologist that I can withstand that. I'll know in a week.

In the bright world of the future, wee tiny nanobots will infest our flabby human bodies, setting us right from the inside out, rebuilding bodily damage as needed, filling cavities, repairing joints and traumas and brain malfs. Till then, we must put up with this shit. I want the future NOW!

Future sex will be better too. I read that somewhere.