Rusted Lawnmower Seeks Lube and Shelter

[almostblue]

I see the beauty of the trees and the sky today but the cold and a nagging boner are bringing me down. Life's felt like blue balls lately and I'm trying to solve this equation.

My novel's fucking great but it's only half over.

Please contact me if you're a cis-female, smoke cigarettes, like to tease, and are just plain nice.

I'm 30 and a cis male but I don't care what age you are. I just want a beautiful, seductive mind to bring out the best in me.

 

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I see the beauty of the trees and the sky today but the cold and a nagging boner are bringing me down. Life's felt like blue balls lately and I'm trying to solve this equation.

My novel's fucking great but it's only half over.

Please contact me if you're a cis-female, smoke cigarettes, like to tease, and are just plain nice.

I'm 30 and a cis male but I don't care what age you are. I just want a beautiful, seductive mind to bring out the best in me.

Dollie-------------- Well poo. Hubby sent me over with the WD-40 and new mower blades. I hate cigarettes. I think teasing is mean. I'm so nice I upset some people.
If a naked older woman with big boobs helping do yard work in Chicago will help I'm here for you.
I can rub your blue balls until the sun warms them up. Still I don't think this will help your boner. A squirt of WD-40 might soften it some.

Now get the yard mowed and start on the second half of your book.