Russian Court Considering Pussy Riot's Appeal

[4est_4est_Gump]

I hope it is a mainly male court...



Next week, Chinese Politburo to Discuss Mud-Wrestling Draw





(Note: Title is copy of a morning headline that made me kinda giggle mentally.)

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The pussies are quiet here.


Food is the opiate of the masses.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I thought that was TV...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Only when football is on.


Or "Jersey Shore".

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

But not Raising Hope?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

It's easy to get past my knowledge base with current television shows, since I hardly watch the thing.


Except for Gearz and Passtime.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Counting Cars


You gotta watch that. S'rious...

History Channel

Mopar

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Okay.


"Mopar" sucked me in.


So, I found this cheap '72 Newport for sale locally. It's in shit shape, but it has a big block, a 727 tranny, an 8.75" rear, and front disc brake spindles and such. The parts are worth more than the asking price plus towing.


I wonder what the city ordinances are . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Cannot end up with a junkyard, but you might have room for one of those metal frame jobbies that can look kinda like a building...

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Well, the Newport would just be a donor, and then junk the body with one of the haul-away removal services. There's still be 2 tons left


Think of it as being in reverse kit form.


Buzzards gotta drive, same as worms.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Scrap is well worth it these days...


Cash for clunkers.

 

[shoulderblade]

I heard on the radio news this morning that two of them had appeal denied and are in for hard labour whereas the third, who was present but did not perform, got parole.

Rough stuff.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Oh, it'll clunk a lot with the suspension cut from beneath it.


Even worse than Comanchero carts.


Or insulted Model A's.


Now, if you apologize, like I know you're going to . . . .

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I heard on the radio news this morning that two of them had appeal denied and are in for hard labour whereas the third, who was present but did not perform, got parole.

Rough stuff.

They were pregnant?

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Oh, it'll clunk a lot with the suspension cut from beneath it.


Even worse than Comanchero carts.


Or insulted Model A's.


Now, if you apologize, like I know you're going to . . . .

Can you turn the trunk into a little trailer, like they do with truck beds?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Can you turn the trunk into a little trailer, like they do with truck beds?

Okay, I laughed.


If I cut it off in front of the back seats, I could turn it into a Comanchero cart.


Then, if I could get some horse to surrender . . . .


*eyes your south 40*

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

If you want a 1/2 horse engine, then I have a weed-eater for you!

 

[XdOu™]

*stumbles inside of thread*

*gets up*

*looks around*

*sits* than *sips his coffee*

lol

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

On Counting Cars, in order to win a bet (that he could make money on a bad purchase) on a rusted out old car (the Falcon version of the el Camino I think, some small truck...), he chopped it down and turned it into a really tacky pool table...

Then he sold it to the guys on Pawn Stars for a small profit, PLUS collected on his bet.

 

[Wat_Tyler]

If it ran backwards, would it be a weedfeeder?


And is it a Hemi?


Even Peyton wears Hemi Orange.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

It's a Bull&Shit!



B&S

 

[Wat_Tyler]

On Counting Cars, in order to win a bet (that he could make money on a bad purchase) on a rusted out old car (the Falcon version of the el Camino I think, some small truck...), he chopped it down and turned it into a really tacky pool table...

Then he sold it to the guys on Pawn Stars for a small profit, PLUS collected on his bet.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Is that the front end of a '66 Corvair?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

No, but it looks like a Corvair suspension.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You got that right...