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sirhugs

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and he forgets to put his pants on.

does the fun happen on the bus? A commuter train? In line for coffee? Or at the office?
 
I've had that dream, too. It usually ends up with a lot of pointing and laughing.

For the story, I'd say that he has an enormous schlong. Nobody who knew him was aware of his special bonus, so when they see the huge bulge (and maybe an inch or two extending below his boxers), they are too astonished to say anything about it. They just widen their eyes and say good morning. And so he proceeds about his business all day: getting coffee, morning meetings, lunch with his co-workers. Meanwhile, the whispering and plotting begins.....
 
That is a recurring nightmare in my dreams. But in reality? What's he going to do, sleepwalk his way out the front door without his pants? :confused:
 
I had that dream, except I wasn't wearing a shirt, and everyone treated me like I was normal. Guess I was still wearing a bra?
 
I had that dream, except I wasn't wearing a shirt, and everyone treated me like I was normal. Guess I was still wearing a bra?

a lacy see through bra - enough to pass as something, but just right for the voyeurs?
 
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