Running Around like a mad man

[Cyan BloodsBane]

OUCH... that hurt.... I just cut my finger on my blanken knife that i was using to cut my apple... Now thats going to sting for a bit... O well...

 

[Bobtoad777]

rub some onion in it and it will be healed by morning

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

Owwwww... no that sounds painful... mmmmm pain....

 

[CW]

Owwwww... no that sounds painful... mmmmm pain....

The onion hurts like a mutha for a few seconds,,, but it does help with the soreness by the next day,,,

I wouldn't go so far as to say that it'll be healed,,, but it won't bother you as badly tomorrow


Surprising what tidbits you remember from your childhood isn't it ?

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

I was a child.... Yuck... I hate children......

 

[Bobtoad777]

see i told you every once in a great while something good comes out of this screwy brain of mine

 

[Wizard]

Todd where the fuck do you come up with this shit??????????And why??????????????????????

 

[Cyan BloodsBane]

That is the million dollar question

 

[CW]

That is the million dollar question

you are in error I do believe,,, that question shouldn't exceed a buck fifty seven

 

[Silverlily]

That is the million dollar question

you are in error I do believe,,, that question shouldn't exceed a buck fifty seven

Depends, are we talking Canadian or US dollars?

 

[Bobtoad777]

Todd where the fuck do you come up with this shit??????????And why??????????????????????

i noticed over time that cuts healed faster when I was cutting onions than any other things so i put it to a double blind placebo test and it works onions heal

 

[CW]

That is the million dollar question

you are in error I do believe,,, that question shouldn't exceed a buck fifty seven

Depends, are we talking Canadian or US dollars?

US of course, I am too brain dead tonight to even consider doing the conversion

 

[Never]

And how, exactl,y did you do a double blind placebo test? It's somewhat difficult to cut a person and get them to rub onion juice in their wounds 'just for the fun of it.'

Yes, and after you add the onion rub some lemon juice and salt into the open wound..
Sauté lightly for three or four minutes.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mmmm. Finger Food.

 

[Bobtoad777]

That is the million dollar question

you are in error I do believe,,, that question shouldn't exceed a buck fifty seven

Depends, are we talking Canadian or US dollars?

US of course, I am too brain dead tonight to even consider doing the conversion

It isnt worth it to do the conversion

 

[Bobtoad777]

And how, exactl,y did you do a double blind placebo test? It's somewhat difficult to cut a person and get them to rub onion juice in their wounds 'just for the fun of it.'

Yes, and after you add the onion rub some lemon juice and salt into the open wound..
Sauté lightly for three or four minutes.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Mmmm. Finger Food.

well the double blind test consited of giving myself a very sharp knife, blindfoling myself and slicing and cutting my way through the vegetable section of the local grocery store

 

[CW]

Todd where the fuck do you come up with this shit??????????And why??????????????????????

i noticed over time that cuts healed faster when I was cutting onions than any other things so i put it to a double blind placebo test and it works onions heal

Don't know 'bout no placebo testing,,,

But, my grandpappy swore by this, amongst other things,,, like a wet tea bag over your eyes will remove the stinging caused by eye fatigue,,,

Yes, he is a bit on the off beat side

 

[forgetunome]

Home Remedies....

They do work you know...try rubbing apple cider vinegar on a bee sting next time you get one...of course I hope you don't! And don't try a blind placebo test for this either!

 

[Becca Btr N Btr]

I crack myself up! LOL

I have always thought a band-aid and a kiss helped my owies alot!

 

[CW]

Re: I crack myself up! LOL

I have always thought a band-aid and a kiss helped my owies alot!

Of course they do,,, you get an *owie* just bring it right here,,, I'll be glad to supply the band-aid if'n I get a kiss,,,


WHAT???? I'm supposed to kiss the owie???? No way,,,




The nerve of some people,,, sheesh!!!!

 

[Becca Btr N Btr]

ok I am quite sure I too am in love...

CW! You are so much fun! May I consider you my first friend here on the BB? Oh and I bumped my shin <pointing to the bruise...> don't need the band-aid, no blood...but well a kiss would be very nice. wink*

 

[dancinvixen]

Todd where the fuck do you come up with this shit??????????And why??????????????????????

i noticed over time that cuts healed faster when I was cutting onions than any other things so i put it to a double blind placebo test and it works onions heal

Don't know 'bout no placebo testing,,,

But, my grandpappy swore by this, amongst other things,,, like a wet tea bag over your eyes will remove the stinging caused by eye fatigue,,,

Yes, he is a bit on the off beat side

Actually, if you have teabags with black tea <usually orange peokoe and something else> they work really well for taking down swollen eyes caused by crying. And a cup of hot steaming black tea with lemon in it, works great to take down swelling in your throat, like when you have a cold. But I think I am with Cyan on the onions bit. Just sounds like too much pain for such a little bit of a cut. I would just rather have a dog lick it <g>.And yes, a dog's mouth is 95%cleaner than a humans mouth or a cat's mouth, and it has been proven that the saliva from a dog, helps to heal cuts faster and cleaner<no scars> than most everything else.How do you think they came up with the idea of neosporin?? <g> God, I have so many home remedies it's not even funny. My mom and I were big on using them when I was growing up, and I still use them on my children. The doctor's love it, cause it means less spent on caring for and medicine for the kids.