Run On Guns Has Now Forced Poor Robbers To Stick Up Banks At Hammerpoint

[koalabear]

Has the recent run on guns made it difficult for robbers to be properly outfitted for bank heists?

A 61-year-old man is facing a federal felony charge in connection with the hammerpoint stickup Wednesday of an Anchorage, Alaska bank, according to an FBI affidavit.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/alaska/hammerpoint-bank-robbery-846793

 

[thør]

When hammers are outlawed, only outlaws will have hammers.

 

[unregistered]

 

[bra_man69]

How long before this is used to rob a bank are gas station

 

[koalabear]

When hammers are outlawed, only outlaws will have hammers.

I knew it would happen when they brought out the new light weight titanium assault hammers.

 

[unregistered]

 

[XdOu™]

*clicks

 

[1sickbastard]

I heard a story about a eighty year old woman in Boston who would rob banks with a glass of water (she would tell the bank employee it was acid).

I really hope it's a true story.

 

[MichaelinChina]

Hammers? Carpenters use Nail-Guns these days! Now there's a thought..and a worry! Held up by a robber with an automatic Nail Gun!

 

[count2three]

How long before this is used to rob a bank are gas station

More importantly: How long before this is used in a robbery ?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDmi9JSga6I

I can already see the headline: "Machine Dildo Heist leaves 5 female bank employees in shock and severely satisfied!"

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Hammers? Carpenters use Nail-Guns these days! Now there's a thought..and a worry! Held up by a robber with an automatic Nail Gun!

The air hose would be a trip...

 

[miles]

Does this mean there will be a run and shortage of nails?

I can see the new hammer-control laws now.

1. No hammer over 9 inches.
2. No wooden mallets over 10 inches
3. No rubber mallets over 11 inches.
4. Hammers can't have a claw.
5. Balpeen hammers are forbidden.
6. The word "hammered" will be prohibited in schools and replaced by "excessive alchohol intake."

 

[Wat_Tyler]

The air hose would be a trip...

100% ready-to-go and not a hose in sight.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

100% ready-to-go and not a hose in sight.

Yeah, it is hard to make a joke out of that...



Hands up Jesus?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Yeah, it is hard to make a joke out of that...



Hands up Jesus?

I know.


It's like a knife, really, up-close and personal to make it work. It won't even break glass at 25'.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

http://wpc.556e.edgecastcdn.net/80556E/img*****/PHomhpropBMiru_1_m.jpg
Who knows Bobby?
I had to try, after all...,
it might have been made in America.

 

[BotanyBoy]

How long before this is used to rob a bank are gas station

Clearly an assault chain saw and a massive threat to the public, notice the ergonomic grip and chip shield that allow for better control of the tool making it cut things harder than ever before....and what is that an 18" blade? No civilian should have that kind of power, they should be banned only 16" blades b/c they are less dangerous.

 

[mercury14]

So you're saying even a slight amount of decreased access to guns reduces shootings. Gotcha.

 

[koalabear]

So you're saying even a slight amount of decreased access to guns reduces shootings. Gotcha.

*views post*
It would be better to flood the country with AR's, then trace them back to the source after the crimes/killings. Holder style. Gotcha.

 

[XdOu™]

100% ready-to-go and not a hose in sight.

...lol

 

[XdOu™]

koala, you should put this pic below in your sig lol

 

[Tryharder62]

They are starting the new gang of hammer thugs out young. I think there is something subliminal in the way he uses the hammer near the end too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-P2-Nmk1uFQ

 

[koalabear]

koala, you should put this pic below in your sig lol

Actually I sold/traded my AR. Stupid people want to pay outrageous prices for them.

 

[thør]

Has the recent run on guns made it difficult for robbers to be properly outfitted for bank heists?

A 61-year-old man is facing a federal felony charge in connection with the hammerpoint stickup Wednesday of an Anchorage, Alaska bank, according to an FBI affidavit.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/alaska/hammerpoint-bank-robbery-846793

More on the story.

http://www.adn.com/2013/01/18/2757387/fbi-man-robbed-anchorage-bank.html

 

[XdOu™]

Actually I sold/traded my AR. Stupid people want to pay outrageous prices for them.

what you traded it for?