TxRad
Dirty Old Man
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For the few that might be interested. You know who you are. Yes there was one person.
On Wednesday, a little before noon a historical or is that hysterical meeting took place in the south of Austin Tx. In the anals, uh annals of Texas history such a meeting will probably go unnoticed except by the two parties involve.
From my point of view I was pleasantly surprised. The old fart actually answered the door and under his own power also. The meeting of the one eyed fat old farts began with what else, coffee. We talked.
After coffee, what else lunch. Since he's blinder than me, I drove. Chicken fried steak and a redheaded waitress, what more could two old perverts, uh, yeah, that's us, want. We talked over lunch. Sometimes to loud as we got odd looks from the other people eating.
We returned to the foreskin hacienda for more refreshments and more talking. Who knew that two old farts could have so much in common and could agree on so many things. Well, as long as we left religion and politics by the wayside. It was scary I tell ya. We talked more than any three old women you ever saw and tried to keep the gossip to a minimum. Yeah right!
Before I knew it it was getting dark and I had been there way longer than I had originally intended. I also figured the Austin rush hour was over. Wrong! There are more crazy drivers in that town than anywhere I've ever been. If I ever mention driving in Austin again, somebody slap me.
All in all, it was a great time had by all. I didn't get to meet the wife unit as she was out of town. Maybe next time. I did get to meet Rumple's redheaded live-in lover. Very beautiful lady except her ears are a little long and her nose is cold.
Thanks for a wonderful and very enjoyable time ya old fart
Tx
On Wednesday, a little before noon a historical or is that hysterical meeting took place in the south of Austin Tx. In the anals, uh annals of Texas history such a meeting will probably go unnoticed except by the two parties involve.
From my point of view I was pleasantly surprised. The old fart actually answered the door and under his own power also. The meeting of the one eyed fat old farts began with what else, coffee. We talked.
After coffee, what else lunch. Since he's blinder than me, I drove. Chicken fried steak and a redheaded waitress, what more could two old perverts, uh, yeah, that's us, want. We talked over lunch. Sometimes to loud as we got odd looks from the other people eating.
We returned to the foreskin hacienda for more refreshments and more talking. Who knew that two old farts could have so much in common and could agree on so many things. Well, as long as we left religion and politics by the wayside. It was scary I tell ya. We talked more than any three old women you ever saw and tried to keep the gossip to a minimum. Yeah right!
Before I knew it it was getting dark and I had been there way longer than I had originally intended. I also figured the Austin rush hour was over. Wrong! There are more crazy drivers in that town than anywhere I've ever been. If I ever mention driving in Austin again, somebody slap me.
All in all, it was a great time had by all. I didn't get to meet the wife unit as she was out of town. Maybe next time. I did get to meet Rumple's redheaded live-in lover. Very beautiful lady except her ears are a little long and her nose is cold.
Thanks for a wonderful and very enjoyable time ya old fart
Tx
oh glad you old fogies had a nice meet 
