Rumours of my Death have been greatly exaggerated

[Lucifer_Carroll]

Hello again, everybody. I know the current rumours are that I was eaten by rabid sharks on the coast of Kansas after a massive geography accident gone wrong, but I assure you I'm in no more than twelve pieces at the moment.

What has been going down is: I lost internet. Down, finito, sayonara. We forgot to pay the bill one month and after straightening that out, our service provider has gotten confused about the part of our contract with them wherein they provide working service or at least working service that doesn't require 3 people to try and share one line of internet despite having a working router.

On top of that: I'm sick. Really sick. Severe virus with dangerous swelling of the liver, I've been in and out of the hospital and doctor's office so many times in the last month, I've got whiplash. Not to mention the fact that I've had my body weight in blood taken out with too much nausea to replace the proteins and all that jazz. As far as that's impact on my classes. Let's just say: "Eeeek!" If it weren't for my demonic fortitude I'd probably be further inconvenienced.

Anyhoo, that's the scoop for any of you who were worried I wouldn't be paying them back that $5 I owe them. I'm not dead, just mortality challenged.

 

[Jadefox129]

I don't know you, but that is so sad! I hope you get better soon. Good luck.

 

[rgraham666]

Hey Luc. *HUGS*

Nice to see you back. I was worried.

And damn! Sorry to hear that. Sending well wishes and healing thoughts your way.

 

[fieryjen]

I'm not sure if you know me either. But I hope you'll feel better soon and things work out okay.

Best wishes.

 

[impressive]

Get well, friendly stranger.

 

[Guest]

Welcome back, Luc.

Damn. I told you Kansas was dangerous!



(Take care of you - some of us are concerned!)

 

[dr_mabeuse]

Hang in there Luc. We need more feisty sons of bitches.

 

[SeaCat]

Hang in there guy.
Come back when you can.

Cat

 

[Guest]

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[Liar]

And get a new ISP.

Yeah, dammit. Do.


Good to hear from you, LC. Tho I have spotted you here occationally, haven't I? Of course that might be me hallucinating on paint fumes and terbutaline.

 

[tolyk]

Hello again, everybody. I know the current rumours are that I was eaten by rabid sharks on the coast of Kansas after a massive geography accident gone wrong, but I assure you I'm in no more than twelve pieces at the moment.

What has been going down is: I lost internet. Down, finito, sayonara. We forgot to pay the bill one month and after straightening that out, our service provider has gotten confused about the part of our contract with them wherein they provide working service or at least working service that doesn't require 3 people to try and share one line of internet despite having a working router.

On top of that: I'm sick. Really sick. Severe virus with dangerous swelling of the liver, I've been in and out of the hospital and doctor's office so many times in the last month, I've got whiplash. Not to mention the fact that I've had my body weight in blood taken out with too much nausea to replace the proteins and all that jazz. As far as that's impact on my classes. Let's just say: "Eeeek!" If it weren't for my demonic fortitude I'd probably be further inconvenienced.

Anyhoo, that's the scoop for any of you who were worried I wouldn't be paying them back that $5 I owe them. I'm not dead, just mortality challenged.

Damn man, hope you feel better soon, and your find a better ISP. Miss having ya around

 

[cloudy]

you've been missed.

 

[Samandiriel]

Welcome home babe.

 

[BlackShanglan]

Good to see you back, Lucifer. I'm sorry to hear about what sounds like quite a serious illness. Glad you've beaten it back and returned to the nether realms.

Shanglan

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Good to see you back, Lucifer. I'm sorry to hear about what sounds like quite a serious illness. Glad you've beaten it back and returned to the nether realms.

Shanglan

Shang, it's a good thing you're not in the same shape as Luc. You know the old line about shooting sick horses.

Luc, if it weren't for bad luck, you'd have dang little luck at all. Take care of your fool self. You've been missed.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[shereads]

Thank God you're okay, Luc. The last I heard, you'd been invited to go hunting with the Vice President!

Did they get all the pellets out?

 

[English Lady]

*hugs* LC -you've been missed. I mean, what am I to do without a demon to battle against, huh? *grins* And I've got this craving for waffles....

I hope you get better REALLY soon. I'll keep you in my prayers, that probably means youl will be tormented and tortured, but yannow it's what I've got to do. It's in the rule book.

 

[Guest]

all this talk about illness. what really happened is that he went on this elaborate vacation wherein he spent his fortune on expensive wines like mad dog 20/20 and paid untamed geisha to lap dace on kidnapped, conservative/straight, married women for s&g's. i hope you enjoyed yourself.

in all seriousness, i was worried and still am. take care of yourself, mr. man. i cant think of another boss i would rather have.

BTW, EMPTY YOUR PM BOX.
thank you.

 

[Lisa Denton]

Hello again, everybody. I know the current rumours are that I was eaten by rabid sharks on the coast of Kansas after a massive geography accident gone wrong, but I assure you I'm in no more than twelve pieces at the moment.

What has been going down is: I lost internet. Down, finito, sayonara. We forgot to pay the bill one month and after straightening that out, our service provider has gotten confused about the part of our contract with them wherein they provide working service or at least working service that doesn't require 3 people to try and share one line of internet despite having a working router.

On top of that: I'm sick. Really sick. Severe virus with dangerous swelling of the liver, I've been in and out of the hospital and doctor's office so many times in the last month, I've got whiplash. Not to mention the fact that I've had my body weight in blood taken out with too much nausea to replace the proteins and all that jazz. As far as that's impact on my classes. Let's just say: "Eeeek!" If it weren't for my demonic fortitude I'd probably be further inconvenienced.

Anyhoo, that's the scoop for any of you who were worried I wouldn't be paying them back that $5 I owe them. I'm not dead, just mortality challenged.

Hi LC, I had heard you died of food poisoning from eating rabid sharks, glad to hear it was slightly exagerated.

Get well and stay well and hurry back.

 

[Guest]