Rumour Thread

impressive said:
Now, I'm REALLY worried about you.

well the other choice was "Tom Cruising" and well gay porn is really not my thing unless I've had like 20 drinks and 5 of them had warning labels on them.


But that 21st drink, oh yeah, those boys are hot!
 
Rumor has it that Carson's not actually gay- he just uses that as a way to pick up chics.
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
well the other choice was "Tom Cruising" and well gay porn is really not my thing unless I've had like 20 drinks and 5 of them had warning labels on them.


But that 21st drink, oh yeah, those boys are hot!


I'd much rather see gay porn than Bea Arthur naked. Or even Bea Arthur dressed, actually.
 
sophia jane said:
I'd much rather see gay porn than Bea Arthur naked. Or even Bea Arthur dressed, actually.

That's cause you're a woman. Straight guys watching gay porn usually end up with an inferiority complex or trying to compare sizes to the guys on screen and shock their willys.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Rumour has it that:

Mat is really the Queen's illegitimate second cousin on her mother's side and has been known to throw poker games in Windsor Castle when the Queen is away.
I can't beieve you didn't manage to weave the Queen's purse into that rumor somehow.


ps. Thanks for the gift certificate. All-you-can-eat cheeze whiz buffet, here I come!
 
Liar said:
I can't beieve you didn't manage to weave the Queen's purse into that rumor somehow.


ps. Thanks for the gift certificate. All-you-can-eat cheeze whiz buffet, here I come!
The Queens purse is really a bowling bag with appliqued flowers.

Chow down baby!!!
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Cloudy is a Hanson fan.

Mmm-bop, baby!

That's okay, I won't tell about you begging me to go with you to the N'Sync concert. :D
 
cloudy said:
Mmm-bop, baby!

That's okay, I won't tell about you begging me to go with you to the N'Sync concert. :D
:eek: You pinky swore you would never tell........it was....um....research...yea, research. :rolleyes:
 
cloudy said:
Mmm-bop, baby!

That's okay, I won't tell about you begging me to go with you to the N'Sync concert. :D
Hey, I thought I saw you two th...

...never mind.
 
A friend of a friend told me the backstage security guy said they tried to bribe their way in with Gummi Bears.
 
Salvor-Hardon said:
That's cause you're a woman. Straight guys watching gay porn usually end up with an inferiority complex or trying to compare sizes to the guys on screen and shock their willys.


I thought they just developed a thing about always wearing socks?

I heard that Imp's porn collection included the infamous "Sister Act" starring Cheerful_Deviant & the Bush Twins but she is saving it for the right act of blackmail....




C_D really does not want it known what he did with his bill...
 
half right there clouds.... ____-dancing, and the first word is three letters...

laying odds it will take one of y'all about 30 seconds to twist that...
 
Belegon said:
half right there clouds.... ____-dancing, and the first word is three letters...

laying odds it will take one of y'all about 30 seconds to twist that...

tap dancing?

didn't want to disappoint you. :)
 
sophia jane said:
tap dancing?

didn't want to disappoint you. :)


if you think you could disappoint me you need to find a new mirror and a more realistic perspective on your sensuality...
 
Belegon said:
if you think you could disappoint me you need to find a new mirror and a more realistic perspective on your sensuality...


Wow. It's saying things like that that make all us girls swoon over you, ya know.
 
sophia jane said:
Wow. It's saying things like that that make all us girls swoon over you, ya know.


yeah, well it's your damn av that's doing that to me...
 
I have a psychic friend who advised me not to do any overseas travelling in the month of February. I'm just passing the word on - she predicted 9/11 and the London attacks.
 
scheherazade_79 said:
I have a psychic friend who advised me not to do any overseas travelling in the month of February. I'm just passing the word on - she predicted 9/11 and the London attacks.


yeah, but she advised you not to do it...

...so as long as you stay put, the rest of us are safe...

see ya on Jan 31st with the leg irons and the electric shock collar love... :devil:
 
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