RUMORS

[Gil]

Asses to ashes, bust to dust!
And haven't ya heard?
A prick made of steel will never rust!

Oh shit, oh dear!

 

[Siren]

Gil....Are you saying your are a Prick?

 

[Gil]

Heh,heh...well, it does polish up nicely. And then, you also can see your face in it...or is that on it?

Sing away, your whirlpool is really quite soothing!

 

[Earthmuffin]

I'm not the evil twin? Then who am I? Who's my Daddy? Which parallell universe did I wake in today?

aaaccck *the voices, the voices!!*

tee hee.

 

[Guest]

 

[Savage Kitten]

(places hand over mouth and leans closely to Savage Kitten careful not to let anyone hear....)

It is true about Expertise and April... they have been trying to recruit me in their harem. I'm really considering it! (smiles and sneakes off....)

*puts my hand to my forehead as I swoon*


ohhhhh dear LifeGuard, David Hasslehoff type guy, Save me... SAVE ME!!! Say it isn't sooooooooo

 

[Guest]

 

[Savage Kitten]

PSSSSSSSSSSTT

heard any good rumors lately?? huh? Huh?

 

[Shelby]

"Thread hopping..." "jumping..."

Why do I keep thinking about Thumper???????