RUMORS

[Gil]

This is oral sex at its absolute worst...I've had better blowjobs from my hand.

Oh shit, oh dear!

 

[Rosebud]

Oh gillie you just haven't had the right woman...come here let me change that attitude about oral sex

OH DEAR
OH YES

 

[Bliss]

Don't forget aural and visual while you're there.

 

[Never]

I will over come you all- No. No. Mommy, don't put me in the grain bin again, I'll be a good little girl. - I will immerge as the queen and destroy the res- Red Rum! Red Rum! - No, no, I mustn't give in I must fiii! - *head spins around wildly as pea soup flies from my mouth*

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[Siren]

Yes I do have photos ....hahahhaha

 

[Endlessly]

I heard that personality "Endlessly" REALLY only lasts about five minutes.

 

[Gingersnap]

You're all wrong the real truth is as follows.

Lasher is the love child of deecole and dave73

Siren is really a 14 years old in Lumpkin County, Georgia who has been confined to her room for fire bombing the local leather bar when she was refused entrance.

Never, Endlessly, Rosebud, Jade and Creamy Lady are all a group of international con artists who are secretly probing our plug ins for credit card information.

Laurel and Manu are really the little turtles that the big electric brain is maintaining for a font.

April, Expertise, Jeff and Thumper are presently all in Hecate's harem and being trained as entertainment for Angelique and Xander's reception.

Dixon and Melody Lane are to perform a knife swallowing act instead of the traditonal Ave Marie while screaming out jersey cheers.

Bella, Eve and Dreamer will provide fetching models for the latest and most tasty designs from Flagg and Gil's design court.

Deborah, Roger and Maddog will be in charge of firework displays and arming all the guests.

SS and Ollie will be the ring bearer and flower girl. No SS you cannot wear fishnets!! You either Ollie

Whispersecret and Nobody Special will be greeting and coordinating and making sure no one gets lippy.

Earth Goddess and the S chef are in charge of food and making sure crab lobster and ice cream are not served together. No chef you cannot mold everything into sexual organs.

I know I am forgetting some so excuse me now. Killer Muffin you and Naked Hunny and Katerina are all attendents. No coming on to the bride's father okay?

Slut boy you can oversee the production and bail anyone out that needs it. You can bring your cat too we will smuggle him in between LL' busums.

Gotta go time to take something for this fever and drink some brandy.

 

[Gingersnap]

Skibum Wizard Skitten and Payne grooms people. Shirts are mandatory guys.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Are we renegotiating contracts now??? I want more nudity.

Skibum Wizard Skitten and Payne grooms people. Shirts are mandatory guys.

Well HELL wheres the fun in THAT???????? What about pants??? Do they HAVE to wear pants?????

That's it, I'm calling the enterainment people, this isn't in my contract. I was specifically promised three grains of halfcooked rice, twelve cents and all the free ogling of half naked guys that I can do. I'm calling my lawyer.

 

[Wizard]

I like to hang free myself.........

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Alright I am in!

 

[Hecate]

Ohhh geeze - I knew I couldn't keep my secrets forever ...

 

[Gingersnap]

Killer muffy I am sure Wizard would be more then willing to expose himself to you I mean nothing is stopping the boy from going commando. I must warn you that Lasher and Nikki are doing underwear checks so please consider the consequences to your actions. I heard Lasher got his name not because of his tongue but the 30ft leather snake he uses with such abandon.

 

[Siren]

AH SHIT GINGERSNAPPERS.......

 

[Wizard]

<getting Long leather coat out of closet> Ok I'm ready now..........

 

[Guest]

http://www.pics4fun.com/anigifs/toon1.gif

DOH!!!

 

[Savage Kitten]

I heard WIZZIE was gonna lose his GURU status soon!!! gotta be some kind of sick rumor!

[Edited by Savage Kitten on 08-26-2000 at 10:28 PM]

 

[Never]

I hear Rosebud just came out of the closet!

While I'm at it, notice how Gil hasn't been around? Remember his last post was about taking Deb through the backdoor.
Oh, I wondered how far she scattered his bits?

 

[Siren]

Psssssst......

 

[Xander]

I hear that Siren is a Snack-o-holic....

 

[Siren]

*Onl;y when I talk to you Xander.....

 

[Handy-Andy]

Heard a rumor that Wizard is really David Hasslehoff and thats why he's the lifeguard of the literotica board.

"Quick Mitch someone's drowning in a pool on the board"

 

[Bobtoad777]

i hear bobtoad is the best thing since sliced toast

 

[Svedish_Chef]

I love that song ANDY!!!!!

Just one question... is it the drums or the lyrics?

Da chef

 

[Handy-Andy]

It's gotta be the lyrics's Chef. James's lyric's are so deep you got to take in all the words but the sound is so catchy too.

[Edited by Handy-Andy on 09-05-2000 at 08:15 PM]