RUMORS

oh shit!

they found out!

shit!

*searches pockets and comes up with a survival/spec ops knife*

uh oh.. i need me some more firepower!!

*runs off before they can get more ammo*

IT'S A CONSPIRACY I TELL YA!!!!!
 
Well Shit how did this info get out?

:p
 
Re: Well Shit how did this info get out?

Siren said:
I heard that DCL was really some accoutant that lived in a bugalow behind a building in a side alley in east Los Angeles, and that he spent lonely hours looking in a mirror in a Robert De Niro pose saying " You looking at me? You must be looking at me I dont see anyone else here."

Apparently someone has been looking at me! I KNEW it!
 
"You're never alone with a schizophrenic"

Originally posted by Siren I heard that Never, Endlessly, Tiggs, April, Isabella, Creamy Lady and Naked Hunny were all really one person with multiple personalities and too much time on hands.

Yes we are negotiating a contract with Sally Field to play us in a made-for-TV movie .. lmao .. no seriously ..
 
...oooooh my head is spinning ..

Yes we are too, April! Sally Field's agent called this morning .. you were napping ..
 
Oh. That must have been when I was dreaming of Expertise! :D I still don't want her playing me.
 
Ok you two stop it now

:p
 
Re: UPDATE

Siren said:
I heard that Jeff lost is virginity at 14 and has been playing us for the fools we are.

Well actually Siren you're right. :(

I lost it to my friend Rosy Palmer on July 4, 1995 on my couch around 1 am. My god I lasted 10 minutes or so. Isn't that some kind of record? ;)
 
I beg your pardon . . .

I do not turn into a wolf when the moon is full.

I merely turn into a woman who could rip out a throat with her bare hands.

NOT a wolf.
 
LOL SIREN IS THE BESTEST!!

hehe that was fun! great job Siren.. and glad ya weren't snotty about me using Your quote haha... it's so contridictary on a lot fo threads and right on the money in others.

now I am watchin and waitin for another cool remark that I can nab hehehe
 
Where the hell have I been? I haven't heard a damn thing!!!

Except maybe that Jeff is hung like a horse and Xander and Angelique will be making their vows underwater, oh yea, and that Siren is the alien amongst us.

Okay, maybe I did hear a few rumors.
 
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Isabella Thorne said:
Originally posted by Siren I heard that Never, Endlessly, Tiggs, April, Isabella, Creamy Lady and Naked Hunny were all really one person with multiple personalities and too much time on hands.

Yes we are negotiating a contract with Sally Field to play us in a made-for-TV movie .. lmao .. no seriously ..

FUN FUN FUN.....

I love sex with a schizophrenic....an orgy with out all the mess!
And I would love to do all these ladies at once...

Actually it is rumored that Thumper is.... well just a boring schlepp from Ohio...
 
Sometimes i feel like a nut .. sometimes i don't ...

well it's true Thumper dear .. that is the best thing about having multiple personalities .. is that the multiple orgasms go on to infinity .. lol .. it might be hard for our lover to keep up with us though cause we keep changing sexual preferences as we change personalities .. sometimes bi .. sometimes lesbian .. sometimes heterosexual .. sometimes dom .. sometimes sub ..

and here you thought i was going to be just a low- maintenance sub chick .. lmao .. yikes ..

and btw darling .. you are SO total opposite of boring .. ;)
 
Another secret out for the masses to consume

:p
 
Re: Another secret out for the masses to consume

I WANNA BE A STAR BUT ALL I SEEM TO BE ABLE TO DO IS MOON

Hehehehe Siren I like your moon. Shine it brightly upon us. :)
 
Hey siren, there will be no anal probes here.........Well maybe .......some folks may want one........
 
I heard a rumor about some lunatics who have a BB on the internet. They flirt, and tell jokes, swap recipes, post dirty stories, and cool shit like that. Can't really be true, though. What kind of idiot would do something like that?
 
I got the skinny on the fat chick....

someone called for a newbie????

I!!!! AM!!!! THAT!!!!!! NEWBIE!!!!! *strikes a pose*

Shhhhhhhhhh don't tell roland!!!! Muff ate his bagel gun with chives and cream cheese then replaced it with a popsicle. The bagel was stale. Roland is really a transexual octogenerian with delusions of granduer from Cut N Shoot Texas.

The truth is that Naked Hunny's total number of posts is the sum of all of her personality's posts divided by the average bra size. And she isn't really nekkid. She wears Lasher's straight jacket cause April won't let her wear the latex catsuit or carry the whip.

Hecate is really a sub/dom night club owner in Fayetteville North Carolina. A few of the rules are "No fishin poles, I don't care how much they cost leave em on the gun racks." "Octogenerian Transexuals who used to work at the turpentine plant in Cut and Shoot Texas are not allowed." "This isn't BYOB." "Doms do not tell your subs to eat the big white mint. We need those." "Club is closed during Annual Mary Kay sales convention." "No virgins allowed unless chained to my desk." Jeff has been seen frequently chained to Mistress Hecate's desk.

FlamingoBlue is actually a pink flamingo that had a horrible incident involving himself, a case of electric blue Krylon, three moose, and roland's bagel gun. It was ugly. Very ugly. The plastic surgeon has done wonders with the moose. They were able to preserve some of the moose hide in some lovely Tupperware they bought from Hecate's Hell House of Domination Bar & Grill.

Nicole was actually a world reknowned stripper named Candy Apples before semi-retirement. She made enough money to buy Bolivia with that wiggle and now entertains by appointment only. The rumors that she actually sold Avon is not true. That was Hecate.

Angelique is really Englebert Humperdink pretending to be Xander. He's trying to branch out into the whole Little Mermaid genre. Englebert Humperdink. That is such a coooooool name it's hysterical.

Deborah is really a 13 year old boy in Tupelo in dire need of Ritalin with too many homemade porn movies in his collection. Flagg is his next door neighbor.

Slut boy really isn't a slut at all. It's been said that he's actually a, you'll never believe this!, a lawyer!!!
(whats black n brown n looks good on a lawyer? If its slut boy.... ME!!) Sorry, couldn't help myself. I got this thing for law wranglers.

Lasher is really a subversive computer virus that attaches himself to any posts for the purpose of harangueing and heckling the peanut gallery. After infecting an alien ship, he managed to take a corporeal form. Thumper aka Scully is hot on his tail. Weird Harold aka David Duchovney is off propogating in Disney World right now.

The rumors that KillerMuffin and Earth Muffin are the same or related and wrasslin's Chyna are totally untrue and unfounded. Kmuff never actually killed anyone. I'm innocent. No one saw anything and you can't prove it.

I heard that in his spare time Dixon Carter Lee dresses up like Dixie on designing women and pretends Jade is Delta Burke... but that's just a rumor.
 
This place stinks and the food is bad. Where is da Cheffie when ya need him???

Payne said:

I hate this place, when are they gonna let me out???? They been giving me all these drugs and denyin me the mountain dew cans to huff. It's horrid. Just horrid. I haven't seen a nekkid guy in hours. I need volunteers. Roland was my last orderly (I think he figured out the popsicle thing).

I have absolutely nothing to do but let my fevered little imagination run free and drive everyone nuts.


HELLLLLPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!

"I can eat 50 eggs."

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA snort
 
Which came first...

Poached, scrambled, fried, or deviled?

Okay, calm down! I had to flash a Pepsi guy on I-65 to hijack his truckload of Mt. Dew, so your *drug of choice* is on the way!

Now about these rumormongers... The Cigarette Smoking Man is not to be trusted unless Tiggs is with him. It involves a truth provoking dildo, you don't really wanna know.

As for rumors, girl I heard Deborah and Flagg had a kid, come closer... his name is Lasher! That's what made Deborah's hair turn fuschia! Siren has the photos in her nightstand.

Gotta go, the Pepsi guy's done with his cigarette :D
 
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