Rumor has it.....

ABSTRUSE said:
Sometimes I'm just downright groovy. :cool:

Abs is really Martha Stewart's vanilla-child, and spends her time making tampon angels for christmas trees, and knitting yarmulkes to hand out to homeless men.
 
I've heard . . .

That Amicus is actually Rush Limbaugh, and Pure is Ann Coulter and that they're hiding their true love and affection for each other by warring on Lit.

And the Chicago Lit-together is actually a front for CIA recruitment. They've got their eyes on Rob.
 
slyc_willie said:
I've heard . . .

That Amicus is actually Rush Limbaugh, and Pure is Ann Coulter and that they're hiding their true love and affection for each other by warring on Lit.

And the Chicago Lit-together is actually a front for CIA recruitment. They've got their eyes on Rob.


Microsoft is after Vermillion?!?! :eek:
 
slyc_willie said:
Shh . . . down warn her. Him. Them. Whatever.


Don';t worry, part of the dual-personality of the rob/Vermilion partnership means that we have super-sensory ability and can, like Wolverine, detect pursuers before they can get close enough to attack...
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Vermilion said:
Don';t worry, part of the dual-personality of the rob/Vermilion partnership means that we have super-sensory ability and can, like Wolverine, detect pursuers before they can get close enough to attack...
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Quite so... *nods*
 
Vermilion said:
Don';t worry, part of the dual-personality of the rob/Vermilion partnership means that we have super-sensory ability and can, like Wolverine, detect pursuers before they can get close enough to attack...
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Just watch out for the bald guy in the wheelchair who talks funny. He's a little creepy, if you ask me . . . It's like he can get in your head or something.
 
Vermilion said:
Don';t worry, part of the dual-personality of the rob/Vermilion partnership means that we have super-sensory ability and can, like Wolverine, detect pursuers before they can get close enough to attack...
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We deal with them the same way too. :devil:

The CIA doesn't want me. They know if they recruited me I would work towards ending Microsquash's world domination.

Myself, I've heard a rumour that our 'friend' is actually a 10th Generation Eliza program. You can tell from the fact that every thread it's involved in becomes a rant on the dangers of 'statism'.
 
rgraham666 said:
We deal with them the same way too. :devil:

The CIA doesn't want me. They know if they recruited me I would work towards ending Microsquash's world domination.

Myself, I've heard a rumour that our 'friend' is actually a 10th Generation Eliza program. You can tell from the fact that every thread it's involved in becomes a rant on the dangers of 'statism'.

<nods sycophantically as the brainy part of the partnership talks>
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rgraham666 said:
If I'm the brainy part, we're in a lot of trouble. ;)

<snickers>
Not as much trouble as if *I* were the brainy half. Believe me. I can barely remember my own name some days... though that might be the split personality thing ;)
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rgraham666 said:
Myself, I've heard a rumour that our 'friend' is actually a 10th Generation Eliza program. You can tell from the fact that every thread it's involved in becomes a rant on the dangers of 'statism'.
I read that as ". . . the dangers of 'satanism' " :D
 
scriptordelecto said:
And...

Abstrusions has a VIP room where, with the right persuasion, ABs will....ahem...Smoke that cigar. :devil:
Take a look at my sig. You will find the upstairs has a couple of hot tubs just for that. :devil:
 
I hear they're going to break into the Art Institute, steal my av, and hold it ransom unless I contribute $100 to Obama. The "or-else" is that they'll turn my av over to Pure for use as a voodoo doll.

:D
 
Zeb_Carter said:
Take a look at my sig. You will find the upstairs has a couple of hot tubs just for that. :devil:
Um....I need a loft for Vana....I'll send you the details later. :D
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Um....I need a loft for Vana....I'll send you the details later. :D
Click the link "other" in my sig for your place. Then pick a room upstairs that will be your's. :devil:
 
Zeb_Carter said:
Click the link "other" in my sig for your place. Then pick a room upstairs that will be your's. :devil:
Turn the whole upstairs round part into the loft....for her NOB.
 
I've heard a rumor that Abs is taking in roomers..... or was that bloomers.... I thought those were one size fits all..... or was that pup tents.... now where did I leave that pole... oh wait, SheReads is in charge of poles, uh, no, that's polls....

And people wonder why I stay confused..... :confused:
 
TxRad said:
I've heard a rumor that Abs is taking in roomers..... or was that bloomers.... I thought those were one size fits all..... or was that pup tents.... now where did I leave that pole... oh wait, SheReads is in charge of poles, uh, no, that's polls....

And people wonder why I stay confused..... :confused:
Its okay....we'll take you back to your room and you can make a nice puzzle.
 
ABSTRUSE said:
Its okay....we'll take you back to your room and you can make a nice puzzle.

Then we'll wipe up the dribble and spoon feed you your lunchtime mush ;)

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