Rumor has it.....
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Grace has a wooden leg, and that's not a rumour - it's true. Last weekend she got her leg over several women in the Candybar, and left them all with serious splinters. Some of the women had to be airlifted to hospital to have the splinters from Grace's leg surgically removed. It's expected that they'll all try and claim compensation from Grace, but as she's a lesbian with a wooden leg, comes from an ethnic background and is expected to convert to Judaism within the next week, it's expected that the Human Rights Act will protect her.
In her free time she uses her wooden leg as a shop-lifting aid, stealing underwear to order and stuffing it inside her leg before leaving the shop.
At home it's where she stores all her sex toys. Last month she bought such a powerful vibrator that within 5 minutes of switching it on, the knocking sound against her leg brought scores of birdwatchers to her front door. They were convinced that a greater spotted woodpecker had moved into the neighbourhood, and were desperate to catch a glimpse of this rare bird.
Grace has also been lobbied by green campaigners, who claim that the wood used for her leg was taken from non-sustainable resources.
In her free time she uses her wooden leg as a shop-lifting aid, stealing underwear to order and stuffing it inside her leg before leaving the shop.
At home it's where she stores all her sex toys. Last month she bought such a powerful vibrator that within 5 minutes of switching it on, the knocking sound against her leg brought scores of birdwatchers to her front door. They were convinced that a greater spotted woodpecker had moved into the neighbourhood, and were desperate to catch a glimpse of this rare bird.
Grace has also been lobbied by green campaigners, who claim that the wood used for her leg was taken from non-sustainable resources.
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!!!!! 
We need to talk.
Rumour (Abs you spelt it wrong! yes the American way is WRONG!) has it that Zade is in for a spanking.
We need to talk.
Rumour (Abs you spelt it wrong! yes the American way is WRONG!) has it that Zade is in for a spanking.
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ok, its true. im trying to stop the earth from spinning quite so fast so they don't all fall off ...
I heard that Abs really started this thread to collect freaks for her 'world wide naked travelling circus brigade'. Let this be a warning to you, her intent is not what you think and ROB/MIL!!!, you should know this.
now that i've put my life on the line by warning you people...you can never say i didnt care. i'm off to the witless protection program now.
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Ah that fresh ocean air!Fallenfromgrace said:Rumour has it Zade and Mil (was about to say Verm) have left their respective homes and loved ones and are shacking up together on a yellow dingy in the middle of the Atlantic. Zade has enough pot to last her the rest of her life and some for hell too. Mil has superglued her red shoes to her feet, and both remain naked and wrapped in each others arms to share the body heat. Not even the turbulant waters can outmatch the waves inside the raft.
that explains the hair in my teeth and the lingering flavor of cumin...ETA
Rumour has it that Dampy is really a chinaman in disguise. Having walked on his hands all the way from Hong Kong, he has taken to wearing Salwar kameez, a bra (padded with potatoes) and wearing a wig made of donkey tail hair
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I forgot the second "m"Vermilion said:I *soooooooooooo* misread cumin just there <evil twinkle in her eyes>
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Do they put cummin in Samosas?Vermilion said:So I read it correctly then?
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Is THAT what they were saying???Vermilion said:
No more Indian restaurants for me!
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There is a rumor that Grace's wooden leg is actually one of Stella's supersized wooden dildo's run amuck.....
Film at eleven......
Vella was kicked out of the witless protection program for bootleging brains.... Actually, she was just returning the shared brain to Abs....
DampPanties reply when she was asked if she was always wet..... Depends......
Now back to the regularly scheduled debauchery......
Film at eleven......
Vella was kicked out of the witless protection program for bootleging brains.... Actually, she was just returning the shared brain to Abs....
DampPanties reply when she was asked if she was always wet..... Depends......
Now back to the regularly scheduled debauchery......
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Rumor has it that I'm actually a gay Israeli man, not a Lebanese immigrant of mixed Arab-French descent....
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I could tell you if you really wanted to know.Stella_Omega said:
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I believe everything you tell me.damppanties said:I could tell you if you really wanted to know.
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glynndah said:
Rumour has it that Glynndah is not really a good little witch, or even a witch at all.
Some say she is one of the flying monkeys that escaped off the set of The Wizard of Oz in 1936, but was so deeply traumatised by the whole thing that she has never been able to leave the film behind.
Some say she is an pre-incarnation of Eddie Murphy before he went ego-crazy and started spawning badly disguised alter-actors for his films.
Most believe that she is actually a supermarket check out girl who wears fairy wings to work, believes that love heals everything and that the love spells she's been doing every night with a red candle and pink ribbons will make Martin, the acned, long-haired shelf-stacker from Aisles 10 through 18 fall passionately in love with her.
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Rumor has it that Darklove and a certain Goatpig we all know and love were seen together leaving a Dixie Chicks concert.
When asked to comment, Darklove responded, "Eeeepp."
I think the circumstances speak for themselves. We have a couple of country music fans that need to come out of the closet.
When asked to comment, Darklove responded, "Eeeepp."
I think the circumstances speak for themselves. We have a couple of country music fans that need to come out of the closet.
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Vermilion said:
My Flying Monkeys are quite hip now. Black fedoras and leather bomber jackets, baby.
Eddie Murphy? Maybe a long time ago, but not now. Kinda sad really.
Hey, that's not acne. An unfortunate Sharpie adventure gone horribly wrong. The 800 number on the pen said it should fade in a month or two.
And thank you for the rumors. They were lovely.
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glynndah said:My Flying Monkeys are quite hip now. Black fedoras and leather bomber jackets, baby.
Eddie Murphy? Maybe a long time ago, but not now. Kinda sad really.
Hey, that's not acne. An unfortunate Sharpie adventure gone horribly wrong. The 800 number on the pen said it should fade in a month or two.
And thank you for the rumors. They were lovely.
Whatever it takes to justify your crush sweetheart
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scriptordelecto said:Rumor has it that Darklove and a certain Goatpig we all know and love were seen together leaving a Dixie Chicks concert.
When asked to comment, Darklove responded, "Eeeepp."
I think the circumstances speak for themselves. We have a couple of country music fans that need to come out of the closet.
Didn't somebody say that yesterday? Or am... I forgot what I was saying...
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Rumour has it that Grace needs a massage, but with Zade and Verm otherwise occupied, Abs choosing what underwear accesorizes with the flames of her dark Kingdom of Hell, Dampy walking around on his hands and Stella flossing her teeth...no one seems to have any hands free
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Almost no one.Fallenfromgrace said:Rumour has it that Grace needs a massage, but with Zade and Verm otherwise occupied, Abs choosing what underwear accesorizes with the flames of her dark Kingdom of Hell, Dampy walking around on his hands and Stella flossing her teeth...no one seems to have any hands free
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