Rum is -

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[Misty_Morning]

a very nice way to get that all-over-warm feeling.

A quick way for my hubby to get laid.

The answer to all the world's problems.

Your thoughts?

Great in daquiris...other than that....bad memories of 151 when I was learning what alcohol was nearly 30 years ago.


But I still love daquiris.

 

[DesertPirate]

In February of 78 my Sub was in Roosevelt Roads Puerto Rico for a week

I have heard that I got carried out of both the Bacardi and Ron Rico distilleries but don't believe a word of it

I haven't been able to drink rum since

Scotch or Burbon on the other hand...

 

[iluvyou3638]

a very nice way to get that all-over-warm feeling.

A quick way for my hubby to get laid.

The answer to all the world's problems.

Your thoughts?

i am a fan. first time i ever got drunk it was on bad rum and coke. i still love me some spiced rum. makes me horny.

 

[Boxlicker101]

Something I damn sure better stay from

 

[voluptuary_manque]

Is o.k. mixed with Coke. I've heard that there are rums of such age and sophistication that they should be sipped but I've never tasted such, myself.


'Course, I 'r' a crewd beer drinker.

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

Meyer's Dark Rum straight out of the bottle is okay. But I prefer me Dew

 

[WRJames]

The parents of one of my (late) friends from church were staunch Presbyterians -- to the point of not drinking alcohol.

The went on a cruise, and came back talkiing about this wonderful drink they had discovered -- Roman Coke.

 

[Carnevil9]

......The answer to all the world's problems......

Alcohol is the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

 

[coquetakris]

Rum is--the common denominator in many crazy drunken nights. 151 to be more specific.

 

[cloudy]

...but it's always gone.

 

[keeblercrumb]

So........ if there is, as we assume there will be, rum flowing freely in Chicago.... May we assume someone will get laid... if not hubby?

Okay...... I am not a rum person..... but I did have a remarkable tourist train ride to a rum plantation in the middle of Jamaica...... I will admit to having sampled ... (perhaps more than sampled) some of Jamaica's other major cash crop aside from sugar cane...

But the train ride was great... open air.... beautiful scenery.... a terrific little band with whom I sang the entire Bob Marley catalogue.... We stopped at a number of small villages along the route mostly so the locals could hawk their wares for us. "Us", in the Jamaican patois sounds suspiciously like "tour-ass" ...as in "Oh! You be de tour-ass mann!” Yeah.... I be de tour-ass.

My wife drinking rum drinks... I was cruising at 40,000 feet.... eventually I noticed the each time we stopped, there was a Jamaican policeman on the platform keeping things under control. After several stops... I was impressed with the high standards they had for policemen in Jamaica... they all seemed to be tall, handsome, and perfectly attired.... and I eventually mentioned this phenomenon to my wife…..

Her gaze steady and only gently floating….. she wryly observed….. “He is on the train with us”……

There are definite advantages to having a designated Rum drinker along.



Good luck in Chicago, whoever the lucky people are.


-KC

 

[starrkers]

Rum is a vile drink that turns even the most respectable men into complete scoundrels...and it's always gone (as Cloudy said before).

 

[colddiesel]

Bundy OP

Starrkers is referring I think to a particularly potent drop called Bundy OP( Bundaberg overproof)

 

[JagFarlane]

Rum is....cheaper than Coca-Cola in St Martins [phew found that one out the hard way...ever have a rum n Coke where its 98% rum and a splash of Coke for color????? For $3!?]

 

[impressive]

a very nice way to get that all-over-warm feeling.

A quick way for my hubby to get laid.

The answer to all the world's problems.

Your thoughts?

... not on Imp's approved list of intoxicants. (I exceeded my lifetime quota of rum before I left college. It just makes me hurl now.)

 

[Roxanne Appleby]

A social lubricant, no better or worse than all the others for that purpose. You can get either lively and jolly or puking drunk on any of them.

 

[christabelll]

The devils own brew meant to lull you intoa false sense of happiness -



Give me Vodka (Ciroc) if you please, grey goose will do in a pinch

 

[TxRad]

If it wasn't for rum, the world would be up to it's ass in sugarcane.

 

[christabelll]

If it wasn't for rum, the world would be up to it's ass in sugarcane.

hehehehe and the colonies would still be colonies (oh wait thats tea!) damn
er--- rum - grog -mmmmmmmm hot buttered rum toddies on a cold winters night! yeah okay that will do

 

[voluptuary_manque]

The parents of one of my (late) friends from church were staunch Presbyterians -- to the point of not drinking alcohol.

The went on a cruise, and came back talkiing about this wonderful drink they had discovered -- Roman Coke.

That's the funniest post I've seen in ages!

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Rum is nice, but I still like my bourbon.

 

[CharleyH]

a very nice way to get that all-over-warm feeling.

A quick way for my hubby to get laid.

The answer to all the world's problems.

Your thoughts?

EEK, Rum is have sex with anyone throw up material!

 

[cantdog]

Just before -plestiltskin.

 

[NoJo]

EEK, Rum is have sex with anyone throw up material!

Oh that would never do.