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Reno
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“Who was that on the phone? Where do you think you’re going?”
“It was Santa. He wants me to guide his sleigh tonight.”
“Yeah, right. They won’t even let you play in the games. They still call you names.”
“No, really, it was Santa.”
“Deershit! Who is she?”
“No, really, it was Santa.”
“Well you call SANTA and tell him you can’t go. If I ever find out who she is we’re going to have venison burgers. Now get your shiny little nose upstairs and finish wrapping presents. It wouldn’t kill you to help pick up either.”
Santa wasn’t pleased. He called Rudolph’s brother Ralph who had an orange nose. They couldn’t make Ralph and orange into a jingle so we were spared from that annoying song. Rudolph got coal.
“It was Santa. He wants me to guide his sleigh tonight.”
“Yeah, right. They won’t even let you play in the games. They still call you names.”
“No, really, it was Santa.”
“Deershit! Who is she?”
“No, really, it was Santa.”
“Well you call SANTA and tell him you can’t go. If I ever find out who she is we’re going to have venison burgers. Now get your shiny little nose upstairs and finish wrapping presents. It wouldn’t kill you to help pick up either.”
Santa wasn’t pleased. He called Rudolph’s brother Ralph who had an orange nose. They couldn’t make Ralph and orange into a jingle so we were spared from that annoying song. Rudolph got coal.
