Rude Food

[stickygirl]

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[skate and fuck]

a courgette is a cucumber, and the supermarket is full of them. You guys say 'Sainsbury's has loads of them'.

Food is necessary and useful, food can be tasty, fun, naughty, and erotic.

 

[skate and fuck]

Oops, its a Zucchini.
I used to live in london for almost 3yrs. They call cigarettes 'fags' and call supper/dinner/the evening meal 'tea'. They call the trunk of a car a 'boot' and spell tire with a y. Their system of public transport is far superior to ours, and we're trying to copy their shitty system of public health care.
I suppose that's a topic for the GB though, any I'm not aware of any fetish with a political bias.

 

[stan_man13]

Oops, its a Zucchini.
I used to live in london for almost 3yrs. They call cigarettes 'fags' and call supper/dinner/the evening meal 'tea'. They call the trunk of a car a 'boot' and spell tire with a y. Their system of public transport is far superior to ours, and we're trying to copy their shitty system of public health care.
I suppose that's a topic for the GB though, any I'm not aware of any fetish with a political bias.

Looks like a zucchini from here

 

[twister947]

Two nations divided by a common language...

 

[stan_man13]

OK...
I found a zucchini on the kitchen counter and went to move it...

A hot green vegetable by any other name and all that...

Oh I'm okay with the Brit term, just wanted to point out it is not an egg plant

 

[twister947]

maybe a really small one

Oh - they're called aubergine's BTW

I was absolutely flummoxed the first time I saw a color described as aubergine.

 

[suckonsimon]

and we're trying to copy their shitty system of public health care.

with my apologies to stickygirl and I will come back to the theme: but we Brits have an AMAZING system of public health care and that's why we celebrated it at the opening of the Olympics. Why Americans have got it into their heads that it's shitty, we in the UK CANNOT fathom ... my next post will be on rude food honest! Si

 

[suckonsimon]

Strawberries ... fat, perfectly shaped ones, still warm from the sunshine and just picked, and I'm feeding her, and I'm pressing each one just that bit further past her lips than is necessary ... and then when she's mashed and melted it and swallowed most of it there is some juice with strands and seeds in it still in her mouth and then we kiss and let just some of that dribble a bit to our chins.

Then it's some more strawberries and then it's somewhere private like in the bushes at the side of the strawberry field and a familiar shape to suck ...

Si

 

[Tomahawk26]

Every time I see this thread title in the list, I think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0

Alright, carry on.

 

[BignBald]

Every time I see this thread title in the list, I think of this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pY8jaGs7xJ0

Alright, carry on.

A) Thats a funny clip

B)Figs........something about the look of a split fig reminds me of female genetalia...

C) British, Canadian, American, Australian, and all the other dialects of the English language have one very important commonality......they aint French!

and D) Tomahawk......thats a mighty fine ass!

 

[Tomahawk26]

A) Thats a funny clip

B)Figs........something about the look of a split fig reminds me of female genetalia...

C) British, Canadian, American, Australian, and all the other dialects of the English language have one very important commonality......they aint French!

and D) Tomahawk......thats a mighty fine ass!

Yeah, Flight of the Conchords is a definite love of mine. And thank you for the compliment! But just what is wrong with French? I happen to be 1/4 French, and I haven't had any complaints on my Frenchness. Or frenching.

 

[suckonsimon]

Yeah, Flight of the Conchords is a definite love of mine. And thank you for the compliment! But just what is wrong with French? I happen to be 1/4 French, and I haven't had any complaints on my Frenchness. Or frenching.

I wondered that about the French too! Can they kiss! I love it in Paris how you see people snogging in public with such obvious arousal. It so frees us up to do the same.

My guess is that your french lips and your husband's big hands [another post today] make for a wonderful build. Oh joy ...

Si

 

[Tomahawk26]

I wondered that about the French too! Can they kiss! I love it in Paris how you see people snogging in public with such obvious arousal. It so frees us up to do the same.

My guess is that your french lips and your husband's big hands [another post today] make for a wonderful build. Oh joy ...

Si

Yeah, things work pretty well over here. I think we're following each other around Lit lately, Si...

 

[suckonsimon]

Yeah, things work pretty well over here. I think we're following each other around Lit lately, Si...

and very pleasant that is, speaking for myself. As others have said to you, you give us the double shot of what you have to say together with another view of where those big hands no doubt regularly roam ... and we like it one heck of a lot xx

 

[Tomahawk26]

and very pleasant that is, speaking for myself. As others have said to you, you give us the double shot of what you have to say together with another view of where those big hands no doubt regularly roam ... and we like it one heck of a lot xx

Yeah, I'm not mad about it.

 

[OohLovely]

OK probably not what you were thinking when you started this thread.... but this is what came to my mind when I read rude food......

 

[Aphro]

I have never had carnal knowledge of a vegetable, but as for actual eating of food, my personal "sexy food" is dark chocolate. If it's melted in a fondue, and I can dip things in it (fruit, nuts, fingers...) then all the better.

 

[jmarx20102012]

Nigela holding any food is sexy. Thanks for that.

 

[NYTimesBest]

i've had an experience with one of those...a cucumber, not a zuchini (ow). ....it went into my butt and i liked it. have also put a carrot into a girls' ass before, kind of randomly happened during sex. but was good. she didn't want to eat it though after, but i tried to get her too.

 

[stickygirl]

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[NYTimesBest]

There is obviously more than a language difference going on An English zucchini is definitely the size ( and weight *sigh* ) of a good (human) cock. A cucumber has pointy ends and is way too knobbly for any practical use except salads.
You girlfriend was right to refuse

oh she wasn't my gf, just a whore i was fucking. haha