Rude awakening.

[Mike_Yates]

When i woke up in bed early this morning, for about 1.5 seconds I saw Heathyr Hoffman standing next to my bed.

It scared me so much it felt like my heart was going to pound out of my chest.

Was this some kind of hallucination or could it have deeper meaning?

 

[RoryN]

You left your porn on again.

You'll be fine.

 

[sr71plt]

Was she wielding a meat cleaver? If so, it had a deeper meaning.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Heathyr is a psychic and medium, perhaps that might have had something to do with it?

 

[doctor_insanus]

Perhaps it's subconscious guilt for your relentless campaign of cyber-bullying the poor woman.

 

[jomar]

Might be a hypnopompic thing. Or maybe you were coming out of a blackout?

 

[jaF0]

Dude, that is one skanky assed Ho to be hung up on. I mean that just some nasty stuff from the pictures I saw.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Government testing that Aurora machine. Does your tin foil hat have a hole in it?

 

[jezzilee]

Mike I am really concerned now. How many hours a day would you say your thoughts gravitate towards her?

 

[Aella_]

Probably the LSD.
Better stick to sniffing glue.

 

[Super-Surprise]

She was probably just in your room in order to acquire a hair sample for her Voodoo doll of you.

She will soon be using your likeness as a pin-cushion or placing it over a boiling cauldron of water.

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/9/94/Voodoo_Doll.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20120914032246 http://www.thesims3.com/content/global/images/news/enchanted_bundle_news.jpg http://i.livescience.com/images/i/000/026/320/original/voodoo-doll.jpg?1334281079

 

[cleaver]

remember
if you open your door
and find a summons at the doormat

if you pick it up,
you've been served.

it wasn't heathyr, homes...
it wasn't her image either.

no whistles on the triciorder went off
no cookies were left half eaten on the plate
the tooth was still under your pillow
the hair you'd placed across your keyboard was undisturbed
no pot of gold
no rainbows

you're nothing to her
but a fucked-out fan

she has a list of them.
and lawyers.

she told me so on set last week.

 

[Misshotndeep]

You mean she finally got a restraining order. How many years has he been stalking her now? Serious straight jacket behavior Yates. Smh Be happy she is a celeb or you might have just found a set of matching bullet holes in your ass. No regular gal would put up with you. Just saying.

 

[LincolnDuncan]

Heathyr is a psychic and medium, perhaps that might have had something to do with it?

It would have to be something like that. She was with me this morning.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Dude, that is one skanky assed Ho to be hung up on. I mean that just some nasty stuff from the pictures I saw.

Here is what one of Heathyr's close female friends told me in a private conversation on another website.

I took screenshots of it.

Now she refuses to give in to my further questioning.

http://109.imagebam.com/download/Fltx1Aie-z0XKYcGPpgS2A/35926/359250223/Hayley.JPG http://109.imagebam.com/download/KT30rYsCf2spNbrxCrgW8g/35926/359250222/Hayley2.JPG

 

[Que]

It would have to be something like that. She was with me this morning.

I laughed.

 

[Mike_Yates]

Do you think that Heathyr might actually be a cam girl?