Rubyfruit!

[alexandraaah]

Hey there, lovergirl.

*kiss*

 

[Guest]

Dyke I didn't create.^^^^^^^^^

 

[alexandraaah]

How depressing.

 

[Saint Peter]

I asked Santa for a Rubyfruit for Christmas and all I got was a pony instead.

 

[alexandraaah]

Sorry, but I got you beat by starting a thread for Ruby and getting CV instead.

 

[Saint Peter]

LMAO!!

You must have been a very bad girl this year.

 

[Guest]

Thank you for boosting the ego of an attention whore!

 

[Saint Peter]

I dont mind boosting your ego CV. You just dont know how much I enjoy your mindless posts and the boys tell me you suck a mean dick.

Keep up the good work.

 

[alexandraaah]

Now I've lost you, too?

This is just pitiful.

 

[modest mouse]

Draah, did you save the receipt. Maybe you can return CV and get a shiny new dustmop or sumthin?

 

[alexandraaah]

Draah, did you save the receipt. Maybe you can return CV and get a shiny new dustmop or sumthin?

I wish.

It was a back alley type transaction.

Drats.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Hello babycakes. I've missed you!

We'll have to catch up later in the week, yes?

xo

 

[alexandraaah]

Oh, thank God.

Yes, Rubes, just let me know.

 

[Saint Peter]

Hello babycakes. I've missed you!

We'll have to catch up later in the week, yes?

xo

Yes yes baby. I missed you too. Later in the week works great for me.

Oh.
You were talking to Drah, huh?

Where is my fucking pony?

 

[Rubyfruit]

You want a pony that fucks?

Isn't that kinda kinky, Pete?

 

[Saint Peter]

You want a pony that fucks?

Isn't that kinda kinky, Pete?

It was second on the Kink Christmas list. The mean dick sucking CV was third. Drah had to settle for that one.

Santa can be so cruel.