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Jose Jones
- Joined
- Nov 22, 2000
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All of you overweight, malicious, castrating bitches out there knew this was coming. What is it that drives you? Is it a case of unresolved penis envy? I know you love your womanhood, so what gives?
It is not a question of a superior sex. I truly adore women, all of you. (Ok, so there are perhaps a few that are great cases for euthanasia- but this is true for men also). I'll be damned if I ever totally understand you, and this is perhaps one of the reasons I am hetero.
Would I do this for you? Certainly not now as I am seated in the Laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen, arrogantly twisting the sterile snoot of a fully charged icing annointment utensil and pooting forth a green rossette on a dense, yet radiant, muffin of my own design. But who knows, if properly stimulated, the brain can warp the mind- and rest assured, the ass will follow.
Enjoy the foto. Flame at will.
Now, I shall really go play Everquest.
It is not a question of a superior sex. I truly adore women, all of you. (Ok, so there are perhaps a few that are great cases for euthanasia- but this is true for men also). I'll be damned if I ever totally understand you, and this is perhaps one of the reasons I am hetero.
Would I do this for you? Certainly not now as I am seated in the Laboratory of the Utility Muffin Research Kitchen, arrogantly twisting the sterile snoot of a fully charged icing annointment utensil and pooting forth a green rossette on a dense, yet radiant, muffin of my own design. But who knows, if properly stimulated, the brain can warp the mind- and rest assured, the ass will follow.
Enjoy the foto. Flame at will.
Now, I shall really go play Everquest.