Ruby...settle this argument, please.

[Eumenides]

Nora and I were talking about who you love more. We need your input.

Do you love me more? Or the sexy, witty Nora?

 

[Spinaroonie]

Comedy "Jesus/Allah" option.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Nora and I were talking about who you love more. We need your input.

Do you love me more? Or the sexy, witty Nora?

I vote Carrot-top.

 

[Nora]

It's ok, Ruby. I know you love the leggalicious one more. *sniffles*

 

[WaxNWane]

We need your input.

That's all I have to say about that.

 

[Nora]

Nononono, W&W, Spin and Bob! This is SERIOUS!!

 

[WaxNWane]

And don't call you Shirley?

 

[Eumenides]

In fact, we must know the answer if our friendship is ever to be the same again!

 

[Nora]

W&W, I picked a hell of a week to give up drinking....


It's twue, Ruby! It's twue! Actually, we're pretty sure you're going to toss us both aside for Agent 99, but after HER which of us do you luv more?

 

[Dillinger]

How come I'm not in the running?

 

[Eumenides]

I picked a hell of a week to give up sniffing glue.

This is tearing us up, and Ruby is just ignoring us! *sobs*

 

[Rubyfruit]

Truth Hurts Ruby

Nora appeals to my senses. She's visual and fragrant to me. I can imagine her body next to mine, the flush in her cheeks, the feel of her hair.....

That being said, I'd fuck either one of you.

;-)

 

[Nora]

What do you make of this? Well...it can be a hat, or a broach, or a pteradactyl...


Maybe it's neither of us, Eumenides? Maybe all along we've been deluding ourselves? *whimpers*

 

[Eumenides]

Re: Truth Hurts Ruby

Nora appeals to my senses. She's visual and fragrant to me. I can imagine her body next to mine, the flush in her cheeks, the feel of her hair.....

I WAS RIGHT, I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nora]

Re: Truth Hurts Ruby

Nora appeals to my senses. She's visual and fragrant to me. I can imagine her body next to mine, the flush in her cheeks, the feel of her hair.....

That being said, I'd fuck either one of you.

;-)

*ignore that last post*

RUBYYYYYY! YOU ROCK! Oooooh and I smell like Burt's Bees almond milk lotion right now =) *does happy dance of joy all over Eumenides's crushed spirit*

Ruby? I wanna be your handmaiden. I wanna scrub your toilets. Ok, maybe not that...we'll hire a maid. Eumenides would look HOT in a french maid's costume...

 

[WaxNWane]

What do you make of this? Well...it can be a hat, or a broach, or a pteradactyl...

Nora never has 2 cups of my $27.99 bucket-of-alcohol...

Is it polite to (ahem) hijack a thread with Airplane references? The masses vote yes.

 

[Nora]

Re: Re: Truth Hurts Ruby

I WAS RIGHT, I WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nuh-uh. I do =) *gloats*

 

[Eumenides]

Re: Re: Re: Truth Hurts Ruby

nuh-uh. I do =) *gloats*

We both win. Your prize is just more...um...desirable.

 

[Nora]

Nora never has 2 cups of my $27.99 bucket-of-alcohol...

Is it polite to (ahem) hijack a thread with Airplane references? The masses vote yes.

hahahahha! That was the *grossest* bucket of overpriced booze I ever took two sips of and then ignored.

You realize that if I'd drunk the whole thing I'd never have been able to say that I was over Unger and Unger was under Dunne.

 

[Spinaroonie]

Re: Truth Hurts Ruby

That being said, I'd fuck either one of you.

;-)

WHAT ABOUT JESUS????

 

[amelia]

billy..tell me..have you ever seen a grown man naked?

but..but..what about our beautiful love affair???

 

[WaxNWane]

hahahahha! That was the *grossest* bucket of overpriced booze I ever took two sips of and then ignored.

You realize that if I'd drunk the whole thing I'd never have been able to say that I was over Unger and Unger was under Dunne.

Yeah, I know...but we only hung out once, so it's either keep bringing up my tired, bucket-of-alcohol lines or your alleged propensity for copping feels under the table.

And what's his name was playing coy, he has so seen a grown man naked.

 

[WaxNWane]

billy..tell me..have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Jinx.

 

[Nora]

Oh Amelia! I love you muchly, but I'd dump your blonde ass in a second for Miss Ruby. Sorry, gf. You understand, don'tcha?

But as a lovely consolation gift I have these two avs for you:

 

[amelia]

Jinx.

how can it be a jinx when i so totally said it before you!?!?