Rub the Monkey God's Belly.

[Aquila]

He's ready to grant wishes.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I would like a toe ring and a facial.

Thanks.

 

[Aquila]

I would like a toe ring and facial.

Thanks.

Toe ring no problem,
Facial you gotta work for that.

 

[greybeard]

rub...rub...rub...

oh great and wonderful Monkey God.........please make me Honeylick's slut slave................

greybeard

 

[Aquila]

granted

 

[tyme]

*rub ...rub...rub*

I would like a pepsi, and someone to rub my neck.

 

[Aquila]

Granted,
The pepsi is waiting in the IceBox and Little Massage Gnomes have been alerted to your need.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Dearest, monkyest God of all,

I will do anything for a facial.

Devoutly yours,

Ruby

 

[Aquila]

Dearest, monkyest God of all,

I will do anything for a facial.

Devoutly yours,

Ruby

where is the monkey god's favorite AV?

 

[BigMamaBadAss]

I really want a new car. Do I really have to rub your belly? May I wear a glove? Just how long is a rub? Do you offer a guarantee with each wish?

 

[littlekateyes]

He's ready to grant wishes.

*rubs belly*I would like a teddy bear, and a pearl necklace.

 

[Aquila]

Re: Re: Rub the Monkey God's Belly.

*rubs belly*I would like a teddy bear, and a pearl necklace.

Granted the teddy bear is yours to do with as you please. and I grant you a never ending supply of pearls.

 

[Rubyfruit]

where is the monkey god's favorite AV?

"This one, God of all Monkeys?" she says hopefully.

Yours in Devotion,

Ruby

 

[littlekateyes]

Re: Re: Re: Rub the Monkey God's Belly.

Granted the teddy bear is yours to do with as you please. and I grant you a never ending supply of pearls.

Never ending?

 

[Aquila]

The monkey god grants your facial!

 

[Aquila]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Rub the Monkey God's Belly.

Never ending?

Never ending!well...until the monkey's sacred bag of pearls no longer functions because of old age, but then the monkey will still try!

 

[tyme]

Oh thank you Monkey God I got the Pepsi MMMMM just what I needed.

**Rub a dub dub monkey God are you in the tub? You want to be? I need my back washed

 

[littlekateyes]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Rub the Monkey God's Belly.

Never ending!well...until the monkey's sacred bag of pearls no longer functions because of old age, but then the monkey will still try!

Thank you Monkey god.

 

[Aquila]

Oh thank you Monkey God I got the Pepsi MMMMM just what I needed.

**Rub a dub dub monkey God are you in the tub? You want to be? I need my back washed

The monkey god reserves the holy sanctuary of the bath for his monkey goddess alone.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Thank you, Mr. Monkey God. *muah* *rubs belly once more for good luck*

 

[Aquila]

The Money God Blesses you and gives you a coupon for a free facial from any man at lit you wish.