Roses are Red, Violets are blue... Part Deux

[frankswife]

Roses are red
Christmas is near
your present my hand
feeling up your sweet rear.

 

[Sloane32]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I got the note...
Now your wishes come true.

 

[Matt_Next_Door]

Roses are red
but sometimes they're white
Get settled in
For a long winter's night

 

[frankswife]

Roses are red
your fingers are magic
to not feel them inside me
is pretty darn tragic.

 

[Sloane32]

Violets are blue
Roses are red
It's not even daylight!
Come back to bed.

 

[lustfulraj]

A dozen red roses
The card simply reads
"You're my greatest pleasure
And my only need"

You are damn good

 

[lustfulraj]

Damn, you folks are good!!!

Roses are red,
I'm distracted,
Ah, what the hell,
I'm going back to work.

 

[emsway]

Poinsettias are red
I’ve hung the mistletoe
You’ve already gone to bed
Looks like I’m flying solo

 

[islandjoe2]

Poinsettias are red
I’ve hung the mistletoe
You’ve already gone to bed
Looks like I’m flying solo

I was actually just in the bathroom.

 

[emsway]

I was actually just in the bathroom.

Well damn. Looks like I jumped the gun.

 

[islandjoe2]

Well damn. Looks like I jumped the gun.

I thought I was the quick one in this relationship.

 

[emsway]

I thought I was the quick one in this relationship.

Haha! Being one step ahead hasn’t always served me well.

 

[islandjoe2]

Haha! Being one step ahead hasn’t always served me well.

It works fine for those walking behind you

 

[emsway]

It works fine for those walking behind you

Sweet talker.

 

[islandjoe2]

Sweet talker.

Laying it on pretty thick tonight. Must be something in the air.

 

[emsway]

Laying it on pretty thick tonight. Must be something in the air.

Haha! The holiday spirit?

 

[islandjoe2]

Haha! The holiday spirit?

Nooooo, I think it's actually powdered cocaine. Or maybe pollen.

 

[emsway]

Nooooo, I think it's actually powdered cocaine. Or maybe pollen.

Oh...there you go with the bee references. You know what that does to me....

 

[islandjoe2]

Oh...there you go with the bee references. You know what that does to me....

Oh honey, I know. I'll try to bee more considerate....

 

[emsway]

Oh honey, I know. I'll try to bee more considerate....

Aaaand that’s what I call foreplay.

 

[islandjoe2]

Aaaand that’s what I call foreplay.

What do you say we make a bee-line for the bedroom, and I'll show you why nectar-themed foreplay is the bees knees

 

[emsway]

What do you say we make a bee-line for the bedroom, and I'll show you why nectar-themed foreplay is the bees knees

Honeycomb here and I’ll show you what all the buzz is about.

 

[islandjoe2]

Honeycomb here and I’ll show you what all the buzz is about.

Can't. Wait.

Also, I'm out of bee references.

 

[emsway]

Can't. Wait.

Also, I'm out of bee references.

Roses are red
With you I flirt
But those damn bee references
Make my head hurt.

 

[islandjoe2]

Roses are red
With you I flirt
But those damn bee references
Make my head hurt.

Clever girl.