Roses are red - a poetry thread

[LukkyKnight]

Roses are red
Sand is gritty
Here's a poetry thread
Full of Valentine pity

Flowers cut from the plant
Quickly wither and die
If this sounds like a rant
You're a slack-witted guy

So kill some fresh buds
While I make a fresh start
I no longer date duds
In your face I would fart

Roses are red
But don't prove any class
Rather than thorns shove
This cuke up your ass.

 

[cowgirl heaven]

*giggles*
it's a good thing you aren't trying to make a living writing poetry darlin'

 

[MissTaken]

I love when you get all romantic, LK~!



The Roses are dead
The ink is dry
We no longer share a bed
For that, I will never cry

 

[Wiggles]

.

 

[brevdravis]

Roses are red,
Life really sucks,
If halmark would read this,
I'd get twenty bucks.


Stuart

 

[islandman]

This time of year sucks
Moreso than before
She is all that I want
Forever more, forever more

If I can't have her, then I want Bella
That purring machine, with the heart of gold
If it wasn't meant to be, I'll kidnap them both
And keep them forever, hidden in my mum's cella(r).



Yeah, I know. I'm not quitting my day job.

 

[ithaqua]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Love is a joke
shutup and screw

 

[Mia62]

Roses are red
Carnations are pink
Forget the cards
Just give me a drink.

 

[brevdravis]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I'm a schitzophrenic,
And so am I.

Stuart

 

[A Desert Rose]

I will call Ham.
I am sure he will comment.
He can write poems
that make you vomit.

 

[Ham Murabi]

I will call Ham.
I am sure he will comment.
He can write poems
that make you vomit.

As Valentine's Day fast approaches,
And various vaginas start to wetten,
I'll feast on ice cream and roaches,
And think of a babe I'll have sweatin'.

She's not just a Rose by any other name,
And I know some tricks she's forgotten,
Put it in past tense, I made sure she came,
Now her ass is ready for more swattin'.

I'm dreaming, of course, Rose has other suitors,
When they show up I must step back,
But I'd love to get my hands on her hooters,
And wiggle my tongue in her crack.

 

[Guest]

 

[Guest]

This is a gift for you my dear
In hopes that I can screw your rear
Forget about hearts and other cute stuff
All I want to do is dive into your muff

 

[A Desert Rose]

As Valentine's Day fast approaches,
And various vaginas start to wetten,
I'll feast on ice cream and roaches,
And think of a babe I'll have sweatin'.

She's not just a Rose by any other name,
And I know some tricks she's forgotten,
Put it in past tense, I made sure she came,
Now her ass is ready for more swattin'.

I'm dreaming, of course, Rose has other suitors,
When they show up I must step back,
But I'd love to get my hands on her hooters,
And wiggle my tongue in her crack.

These hooters are treasures,
That is for certain.
You'll be in for a surprise
When I draw closed the curtain.
I will grope you and honk you,
And you'll be a hurtin'.

These hooters are special,
There is no doubt.
Behave yourself well
And you may find out.

 

[MissTaken]

Valentine's Day is a day
for sex, love and fun.

I look into your eyes
and wonder,
"Oh God! What have I done?"

I watch you eat your dinner
The gravey dripping down your chin
You pick your teeth with a fingernail
Then, lean to the side and pass wind.

Oh, your socks smell like old cheese
Your underwear have skid marks
You never say "thanks" or "please"
When you snore it makes the dog bark.

So, it must be love
What else could it be
Oddly enough
I chose this for eternity!

 

[Ham Murabi]

These hooters are treasures,
That is for certain.
You'll be in for a surprise
When I draw closed the curtain.
I will grope you and honk you,
And you'll be a hurtin'.

These hooters are special,
There is no doubt.
Behave yourself well
And you may find out.

Desert Rose, you sweet trickster,
I hope you're not foolin',
You love is a tonic, it's quite an elixir,
You can sense I'm already droolin'.

So grope me and honk me,
Make me feel your sweet pain,
I'll be your love donkey,
Just take it easy with the cane.

 

[Sillyman]

Roses are red
except when they're pink
although I'm sure
you couldn't care what I think
of colorful botany
or Peace in the East
I'm just either motony
or a malodorous beast
I don't want your love
I only need mine
at least for this minute
I own my own time
So despite of Paul's preachings
the stars are not right
bring down the last curtain
and bring on my last night.

 

[A Desert Rose]

Desert Rose, you sweet trickster,
I hope you're not foolin',
You love is a tonic, it's quite an elixir,
You can sense I'm already droolin'.

So grope me and honk me,
Make me feel your sweet pain,
I'll be your love donkey,
Just take it easy with the cane.

lmao......

 

[LukkyKnight]

Roses are red
And purchased with ease
But let's stick to champagne
Pollen makes me sneeze.

 

[Ham Murabi]

lmao......

Instead of laughing your ass off,
At my sophomoric comedy,
Why don't you show your sweet ass off,
In that really sexy AV.

 

[LukkyKnight]

*giggles*
it's a good thing you aren't trying to make a living writing poetry darlin'

Uh oh.

 

[android1966]

Roses are reddish,
violets are blueish.
If it wasn't for Jesus,
we'd all be jewish.

 

[Guest]

I love your smile
And how you do things on a whim
But please baby, your bush is overgrown
It needs a trim

 

[MissTaken]

Roses are red

Violets are blue


What's the matter?
You didn't learn the difference between purple and blue in grade school?

What goofball came up with this?

 

[MissTaken]

Roses are red
or sometimes pink or yellow
Tie me up baby
And watch me get mellow

A bit of rope
Maybe some erotic spanks
A nipple clip or two
And you will get many thanks!