@#$%^ roomates!

[slowfingers1]

So it's 6:30am and I have to leave for school at 7am and I just woke up and my goddam roomate just got in the shower!

He's got his alarm set to go off 15 mins later if he hits the snooze button, day before yesterday he hit snooze FIVE @#$% times, woke me up 5 times.. then has the nerve to tell me to shut up when I told him to WAKE UP!

What is the worse thing your roomate ever did to you? It's early, I'm sure I'll think of more things too!

Slowfingers

 

[BgMma]

Mmm, I would have to say that she had sex at four in the morning. She is loud and he grunts. I did have to go to school even though her ignorant ass dropped out! Sheesh.

 

[vffan]

Never had a roomate, just wanted to give you some *hugs* to get you through the morning.

J

 

[BgMma]

Don't let anyone tell you that you are not a sweetie! I know the hugs were probably not for me, but I had to acknowledge the kindness.

 

[slowfingers1]

Never had a roomate, just wanted to give you some *hugs* to get you through the morning.

J

Thanks Vffan *hugs* right back at ya!

*Runs out the door to go to school!!*

Slowfingers
*Tease me!*

HAHAH grunts

 

[vffan]

thank you

J

 

[Star of Penumbra]

My last roommate was one of my sisters, but that was about twelve years ago.

I did have some dumbass housemates a while ago, but I moved out beofre I wound up killing them.

 

[J.B.]

I got you beat.

I've got a 17 year old sister that thinks time should bow to her.
She can sleep through anything. and I mean anything she sleped through the Northridge quake in '94 when we lived about 2 miles from the $(*^% epicenter.
Anyway, since her bus-stop is right across the street from my job she goes with me in the mornings. This girl refuses to get up any earlier than 10 minutes before we have to go, insists it only takes her 5 minutes to get ready, and will not leave the hous unless she's got her full face covered in chick war paint.

I take a stupid roomate any day.

 

[Kitte]

I have one roomate who gives me dissaproving looks all the time, he treats me like a child and like he is doing me some favor by being here to "look out" for me cause obviously I cant do it myself.
When I first got sick I called into work and went to the doctors and when he got home I wasnt here and promptly called his gf and said "she better fucking be at the doctors" not in a caring, she better be taking care of herself way, but in a How dare she notbeat work and running her life the way I think she should. I mean yeah I live a rather unconventional life...but fuck Im 30 I can!

 

[Eagle70]

Only had one, and one is enough...

My roomate First semester last year...we played football together in highschool, we were pretty good friends, but i never knew the "real" him. He turned into an alchoholic, would throw parties in our room, cause it was friggin huge...his dad was on the board of Trustees, so shows ya why. He was a good kid, but drank too much, and i ended up coming home on weekends...second semester, i left the school for good. best move i ever made.

Worst thing he ever did was come into the room with one of our friends after a night at the bars at like 4 in the morning, and woke my ass up by turning on all the lights, being wicked loud...i was half dead because of the NyQuil i took to combat what i later found out to be pneumonia. It SUCKED...i never forgave him for that.

 

[Kitte]

my first night at college my roomate found a drunk guy in the hall who couldnt remember where his dorm room was and told him he could sleep in my bed with me.

I asked why not her and she said because she snores....

I threw his drunk ass out and soon moved to a single room.

 

[Willing and Unsure]

lets see... which roomie shall I start with? I've had some real winners in college so far.

first semester freshman year - she would sit and watch me change. not saying a word, just stare. and then asked me one day why I would always change my clothes in the bathroom or wiat till she was gone to take a shower. not to mention she would stay up till about 2am every night and then shut off my alarm in the morning instead of hers. so she got up and went to class, but I'd miss mine.

second semester freshmen year - not many complaints about her.. she was pretty cool

sophomore year - if we want to talk about stupidity, this one wins the cake in a heartbeat. whenever I would come in late, if she was asleep already.. I dont know it since I cant see through a door. She woke up to a pin dropping on the carpet. and I always did my usual thing and checked my email before I went to bed. one night she went downstairs to the computer lab to IM me and tell me I woke her up. not even 10 minutes before she could have opened her mouth and just said that. then she would find it necessary to have her boyfriend sleep over (he looked like he had little bugs crawling in his goatee) when I was really sick and then complained because I was snoring even though I couldnt breathe through my nose. it was fun locking her out every time she went to take a shower though.

junior year - the current one - no real problems yet. she's really nice so far, but the year isnt even half over yet. my alarm clock is too loud for her, but I cant change that and it's not my fault the residence halls paired me with someone that wakes up to a pin dropped on the carpet and you need just about a sledgehammer slammed into me to get me up.

could be worse though... I'm sure

 

[Purrde Flower]

I have never had a roomate. I'm lucky like that hehe

 

[slowfingers1]

He eats my ice cream, then when he buys it, he eats from it out of the carton to stop me from eating his! Bastage! Fargin ice hole!

Slowfingers