Ron Jeremy raps!

[medjay]

Yes, porn master Ron Jeremy has embarked on a new career path . . . Rapping. Apparently he shares the mic with none other that Greg Nice of Nice and Smooth fame with D.J. Polo on the beats.

I have yet to hear the finished project, nor do I want to. File this under news of the weird for today.

 

[Ginny]

oh that is a gross image....<shudder>

 

[miles]

Ron Jeremy is the luckiest man on the face of the earth. How anyone with a helmet like his ever got into porn and got so much pussy is beyond me.

God works in mysterious ways.

 

[medjay]

I guess his MC handle could be "The Hedgehog".

 

[Blindinthedark]

Well well ...
My dick is big and I'm all hairy
You don't wanna fuck me cause I'm so scarry
My fat hairy ass you're gonna be lickin'
Bucket by the bed for you to be sick in

Y'all know me now by my reputation
From auto-fellatio to ass penatration
Girls I fuck they's all in therapy
That's right mo fo I'm Ron Jeremy
... Word

 

[glamorilla]

i had an old porn movie from the early seventies that starred ron jeremy.

he's was a skinny white boy with an afro

 

[marksgirl]

Ron Jeremy is the luckiest man on the face of the earth. How anyone with a helmet like his ever got into porn and got so much pussy is beyond me.

God works in mysterious ways.

What I don't get is why all those pussies ever let him fuck them in the first place.........yuck! I would have had to puke afterwards *hurl*

 

[Vilac]

Well well ...
My dick is big and I'm all hairy
You don't wanna fuck me cause I'm so scarry
My fat hairy ass you're gonna be lickin'
Bucket by the bed for you to be sick in

Y'all know me now by my reputation
From auto-fellatio to ass penatration
Girls I fuck they's all in therapy
That's right mo fo I'm Ron Jeremy
... Word

ROFLMAO......mmmmmk. You win the award for the funniest thing I've heard/read all day. Congrats. lol

V~~~~~

 

[medjay]

Ron Jeremy's rapping career should be even shorted than Joe Pesci's.

Oddly enough, no one has heard from Joe Pesci since this album.

 

[Monazwx]

I'm not complaining about the Joe Pesci thing.
Can't imagine "Ron Jeremy, rapper."

 

[medjay]

Actually, Joe Pesci was a better rapper than many of the so-called pros in the industry. He should talk to Bad Boy Records.

 

[Monazwx]

Pesci Voice = Annoying

 

[medjay]

Pesci Voice = Annoying

Pesci lyrics = Hilarious!

 

[Monazwx]

Maybe I should listen again.
(If I could find the CD).

 

[Jabo 69]

Big dick Ron

I own a pretty large porn collection and Ron Jeremy stars in a lot of them..He's a big fat hairy slob now...He has an enormous cock but his balls are almost non-existent and he cums very little..I've never heard him as a rapper but I've watched him fuck a lot of beautiful women..He's also a muff diver-par excellence......




<JUST PET'S TROLL> The Bedazzled One.

 

[medjay]

I saw Ron on Moral Court with that guy who owns the Bunny Ranch in Nevada. They were arguing about whether pornos or the Ranch exploited women more.

The case got thrown out.

 

[TaffyJ]

Where's big dick AND gorgeous?

If anybody can find me a porn star who's got a big dick and is gorgeous at the same time, I'll be spending some money. Ron Jeremy is cool as long as all I see is his dick. Or his films when he was younger. Show me anything from the gut up, and I'm outta there!

 

[medjay]

Re: Where's big dick AND gorgeous?

If anybody can find me a porn star who's got a big dick and is gorgeous at the same time, I'll be spending some money.

Does this mean that there are no attractive male porn stars? Come on, there's got to be a few.