Romney's Post-Inaguration To-Do List

[miles]

Sign an executive order outlawing the use of birth control, including the rhythm method.

Declare Mormonism as the official religion of the United States, making it unlawful to swear or consume tobacco, caffeine, and alcohol.

Offer tax breaks to corporations who pollute the air and water, and send jobs overseas.

Declare war against Iran, Libya, Egypt, and France.
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Those are just for starters.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Tryharder62]

 

[miles]

You forgot the much overdue Posthumous award of the Presidential Medal of Freedom to Benito Mussolini.

Excellent.

He'll establish a new Cabinet Post: Secretary of Fascism.

 

[unregistered]

 

[Busybody]

outlaw TAMPONS and INSTAGRAM


(didya see those on the LEFT sites as being endangered)

 

[CandiCame]

Let's not forget his promise to open up the national Parks for dumping.

Don't you mean drilling?

 

[miles]

Immediately ban recycling.

 

[unregistered]

 

[miles]

Any citizen whose surname ends in a vowel must register with the Dept. of Fascism or face immediate deportation to Cuba.

 

[BoyNextDoor]

"Repeal" the Affordable Care Act

 

[Squibbs]

Derpers are getting desperate now...

 

[unregistered]

 

[phrodeau]

Any citizen whose surname ends in a vowel must register with the Dept. of Fascism or face immediate deportation to Cuba.

Watch out, Karl Rove.

 

[doctor_insanus]

1. Beg Ann for a sympathy blowjob.

2. Imagine that it's Michelle Obama.

3. Imagine that it's in the White House.

 

[phrodeau]

1. Beg Ann for a sympathy blowjob.

2. Imagine that it's Michelle Obama.

3. Imagine that it's in the White House.

Coulter?

 

[Adre]

Coulter?

I hear 'she' swallows.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Sign an executive order outlawing the use of birth control, including the rhythm method.

Declare Mormonism as the official religion of the United States, making it unlawful to swear or consume tobacco, caffeine, and alcohol.

Offer tax breaks to corporations who pollute the air and water, and send jobs overseas.

Declare war against Iran, Libya, Egypt, and France.
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Those are just for starters.

*Breaking News!*


France has surrendered...

 

[Disgustipated]

 

[Wok]

1. Beg Ann for a sympathy blowjob.

2. Imagine that it's Michelle Obama.

3. Imagine that it's in the White House.

OK, I have coffee on my monitor.

 

[cjh]

1. Join Lit.
2. Make at least one thread each day with "Obama" in the title.

 

[Busybody]

1. Join Lit.
2. Make at least one thread each day with "Obama" in the title.

that job is taken

 

[jake34]

The cool thing is that even though I can't get one in the White House, at least I can still score one in the Marriott Hotel.

I'm sure that I'll feel much more at home there.

I'm Mitt Romney, and I approve this message.

OK, I have coffee on my monitor.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

*cosigns*

 

[hasabrain2]

1. Beg Ann for a sympathy blowjob.

2. Imagine that it's Michelle Obama.

3. Imagine that it's in the White House.

LOL Lol.