Romney: The Great & Powerful Oz

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Earlier the talking heads were trying to do the math for howcome Mitt aint clicking with the Great American Peasant. The talking heads concluded that Mitt really needs to be hisself, to fake sincerity.

Wrong.

I thought about it till the answer came.

Mitt aint connecting cuz he reminds ever po boy of Richie Rich from high school. Richie werent nuthin special but his daddy owned the Ford dealership, and Richie was annointed and appointed to evry sweet treat that come along. He was a class officer, played 1st string football, dated the homecoming queen, and if he got caught drinkin at an away game not much happened. He went to the dentist twice a year. And he inherited the Ford business.

The peasants want Mittens to grovel and eat some of the humiliation theyre served every day, every way. Mitts gotta come hat in hand and ask for their favor. Otherwise he aint gonna be king of the prom.
 
Earlier the talking heads were trying to do the math for howcome Mitt aint clicking with the Great American Peasant. The talking heads concluded that Mitt really needs to be hisself, to fake sincerity.

Wrong.

I thought about it till the answer came.

Mitt aint connecting cuz he reminds ever po boy of Richie Rich from high school. Richie werent nuthin special but his daddy owned the Ford dealership, and Richie was annointed and appointed to evry sweet treat that come along. He was a class officer, played 1st string football, dated the homecoming queen, and if he got caught drinkin at an away game not much happened. He went to the dentist twice a year. And he inherited the Ford business.

The peasants want Mittens to grovel and eat some of the humiliation theyre served every day, every way. Mitts gotta come hat in hand and ask for their favor. Otherwise he aint gonna be king of the prom.


Fuck that...Mitt is so above all us poor people.
 
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