Romance is dead.

[KillerMuffin]

Really.

I hunted it down and squashed it with the StudMuffin's featherlights. Those are a set of essentially plastic forever-inspection ready dress style shoes. So he's inspection ready with a dead cricket on the heel.

I named the dead cricket romance.

Chivalry is up next. He's in the kitchen.

 

[lovetoread]

So you killed it.

Poor cricket.

 

[BBD]

What did romance ever do to you?

 

[sunstruck]

I do believe it is serious bad karma to kill a cricket.

But if you must, please name one justice for me.

 

[Andreina]

fuck you.

 

[badbabysitter]

I nailed chivalry from the grassy knoll

Letting that patsy oswald take the fall, i'm going to Cuba

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Really.

I hunted it down and squashed it with the StudMuffin's featherlights. Those are a set of essentially plastic forever-inspection ready dress style shoes. So he's inspection ready with a dead cricket on the heel.

I named the dead cricket romance.

Chivalry is up next. He's in the kitchen.

Let me know when you get to "good taste" I've been trying to kill that one for a long time.

 

[MissTaken]

Could you name the next one "R**********" for my ex?

 

[marksgirl]

When you get to "shit" please let me know so I can run for cover!

 

[KillerMuffin]

I must report that I have failed in my mission to murder chivalry.

Bonehead ate him.

It was very disgusting.

 

[MissTaken]

*laughing*

Thanks, I needed that!

 

[BBD]

Is that considered an accidental death, suicide, or act of Bonehead?

 

[Guest]

 

[badbabysitter]

...once again my post was invisible... maybe i should set up a flare...or act like yayati

 

[KillerMuffin]

Well, I live in Kansas. We don't actually have grassy knolls.

 

[Saint Peter]

Well, I live in Kansas. We don't actually have grassy knolls.

You have nice CRP and wheat. Any pheasant will tell you that is much better than grassy knolls.

 

[sunstruck]

I must report that I have failed in my mission to murder chivalry.

Bonehead ate him.

It was very disgusting.

Nice! He's pulling his weight. Whenever I find a bug of any kind in my house I lecture my pets on what exactly thier jobs are around here.

 

[Calamity Jane]

If you figure out that lecturing thing, will you fill me in? I could stand to have a few less mice in my house.

KM, it's really really really bad luck to kill crickets. You're one brave Chica.

 

[Susano]

We all know Jiminy Cricket's gone, but I think that last one you squashed was my conscience.

Anybody want to engage in some meaningless sex completely unrelated to any loving relationship?

 

[KillerMuffin]

I hate crickets. I abhor those nasty little beasts. I've killed every cricket that's hopped its way my direction. So far so good!

Bonehead is just weird, that's why his name is Bonehead instead of Boris.

Don't let Mr. Cowboy kill me for this one, pag, but get some ferrets. That'll keep the mice out.

 

[Calamity Jane]

Yup, that's what I need. A couple more pets.

You were going to name your dog Boris??? You're mean.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Really.

I hunted it down and squashed it with the StudMuffin's featherlights. Those are a set of essentially plastic forever-inspection ready dress style shoes. So he's inspection ready with a dead cricket on the heel.

I named the dead cricket romance.

Chivalry is up next. He's in the kitchen.

Lock Studmuffin and PC up in a room together with a 12 pk. of beer and maybe PC will soften up and give him pointers?

 

[floridaguy64]

Romance has never died my dear...


For you I traveled the roads of the earth,
I've fought thousands of battles,

I've survived, yet died.......
I am a soldier.......

Make no mistake,
my Heart you took........

 

[KillerMuffin]

You knew the cricket? Wow.



Sure, I have Rocky and Bullwinkle. What the hell else was I supposed to name the moronic mutt? And yes, you need more pets. We always need more pets. Ferrets work on mice because the mice smell 'em and never show up.

When we had ferrets everyone in our little townhouse complex had field mice problems except for us and the people next door to us.

 

[sunstruck]

When we had ferrets everyone in our little townhouse complex had field mice problems except for us and the people next door to us.

I can't picture my wiggely little acrobat killing anything. lol