Roman Myth

[BedtimeStories77]

Welcome to my ignore list. Greek mythology and Christian dogma are two entirely separate things, and they aren't supposed to possess analogues. I reiterate: You're a fuckwit, and the world would be a much better place if your mother had actually lived up to her "No sex until marriage, as Father Evans said!", promise. I have to say that, because I don't know of any mythologists who are willing to jump through hoops to create a combined mythos of disparate ideologies. In my experience, it's the sole domain of confused fundamentalist Christians, and your ideas are as quixotic as the stereotypical "Spongebob is gay!/Pokemon are the work of the devil!/KISS stands for Knights In Satan's Service!" bilge that makes obsevant Christians look like mentally handicapped asylum dwellers.

i think i love you. lol


Wonderful post!

 

[BedtimeStories77]

The three examples you quoted are true mythos.
I wish you (and everybody who replied to this thread) would look up the following in actual books:

Pan, satyr, muses (plural of muse sounds like muzes or muze as in museum), golden apple, end of the world, Hades, Hades - temple of, Medusa, Medusa - garden of, Cerberus, peacock, olive tree, Hydra, dove of peace.

Point is, the Greek Pan was NEVER Satan, you retard. Mansa was pointing out that you were mixing mythology from different cultures!!! Greek, Roman, Christan, etc, are NOT all "one in the same".

Man, you are fucking stupid!!

 

[GratefulFred]

Welcome to my ignore list. Greek mythology and Christian dogma are two entirely separate things, and they aren't supposed to possess analogues. I reiterate: You're a fuckwit, and the world would be a much better place if your mother had actually lived up to her "No sex until marriage, as Father Evans said!", promise. I have to say that, because I don't know of any mythologists who are willing to jump through hoops to create a combined mythos of disparate ideologies. In my experience, it's the sole domain of confused fundamentalist Christians, and your ideas are as quixotic as the stereotypical "Spongebob is gay!/Pokemon are the work of the devil!/KISS stands for Knights In Satan's Service!" bilge that makes obsevant Christians look like mentally handicapped asylum dwellers.

So glad I kep this thread alive to witness this wonderful response.

However if you put Fantasies on your ignore list you will miss some great comedy.

Now I feel a story start to come together so I urge everyone who has an idea or comment to keep this thread alive as it is to funny to pass up.

Now what about my Shofar?