Roll Call

[wishfulthinking]

Smack me for being cheeky, but I think we need a list of volunteers who are willing to help Laurel and Manu with the backlog of stories. Although I am happy to admit that I've only been waiting for 8 days at the latest in the past couple of weeks, so I have no problems.

So any volunteers or nominations to read stories from newbies? You do know the rules don't you: bestiality is a must, and sex by people over the age of 18 isn't encouraged, because really, do people over 18 have sex? No, I didn't think so.



I nominate Arnold Swazzwhatever, because if he can sign diplomas, he can read a few smutty stories.

 

[Guest]

*Smack*

(Cheeky, but funny. )

I'll volunteer, but on one condition: nothing by Juan.

Lou

 

[ABSTRUSE]

*Smack*

(Cheeky, but funny. )

I'll volunteer, but on one condition: nothing by Juan.

Lou

But your the only one who can edit him!!!

 

[Colleen Thomas]

I'll be glad to help with Juan's fine work. This is a yes no type decision is't it?

-Colly

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

So any volunteers or nominations to read stories from newbies? You do know the rules don't you: bestiality is a must, and sex by people over the age of 18 isn't encouraged, because really, do people over 18 have sex? No, I didn't think so.

This is a call for clarification.

Does the age of the non-human carbon-based life forms matter? If so, which age? That is to say, a five year old dog would be way over the age of 18 in semi-human cabon-based life form years.

And speaking of semi-human carbon-based life forms, is the relevant age: physical, emotional, mental, or a combination of ingredients product? As we all know, there is a strong rumor that many readers of underage beastiality are behind the eight ball, and eighth grade, in terms of emotional and mental development.

Just curious.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[wishfulthinking]

Colly, I'm sure you'll be receiving a pm from lit very shortly. As you know, this job is unpaid, but your overly generous offer will not go unrecognised - expect an editors choice on your next story.

Lou - ouch!

Rumple - you've raised several important issues, and I'm unofficially appointing you as head beastiality expert. Also, as part of your job, any signs of dogs trying to be passed off as warewolves must be banned. As to sub-human lifeforms - mental age of course.

 

[dr_mabeuse]

If you're serious, I'd sign up to help.

---dr.M.

 

[Dirt Man]

There is no way I could handle this kind of job. I'd go nuts at the first boring story.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[sirhugs]

I nominate Bill Clinton. Now that his book is done, he has time on his hands.

Gary Condit might be available too, but he's just creepy.

 

[Rusty914]

I got called a newbie recently by someone that joined two months ago, sure they had 1000 posts, but I don't feel like a newbie here, lol.

So how do you guys n gals define "newbie"?

That being said, if I'm considered an oldbie or a newbie with benefits, I'd be more than happy to help with content reading, not editing, if needed.

 

[Guest]

I got called a newbie recently by someone that joined two months ago, sure they had 1000 posts, but I don't feel like a newbie here, lol.

So how do you guys n gals define "newbie"?

That being said, if I'm considered an oldbie or a newbie with benefits, I'd be more than happy to help with content reading, not editing, if needed.

You have obviously been a member for a long time, so are an oldbie (cool expression!), in that respect.

You're just not very experienced. Note the "virgin" tag.

Lou

 

[Dirt Man]

You have obviously been a member for a long time, so are an oldbie (cool expression!), in that respect.

You're just not very experienced. Note the "virgin" tag.

Lou

Lou, everytime I see this AV I just want to eat you out, and crawl into your flesh.

DM

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Lou, everytime I see this AV I just want to eat you out, and crawl into your flesh.

DM

Amen, DM.

Of course, Ms Lou always looks down-right scrumptious.

Rumpler Foreskin

 

[Virtual_Burlesque]

I nominate Arnold Swazzwhatever, because if he can sign diplomas, he can read a few smutty stories.

Ahnold can't write!
That was ILM.

Jeez, didn't you see "The Making of "The Governator?"

It was on the DVD!