ROFLMAO!!! Yeah right!

[Guest]

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[Zeb_Carter]

Paying for it is being celebate, right? 'Cuz if your not enjoying it it's not really doin' it.

 

[Rumple Foreskin]

Which gets us back to the eternal question: do blowjobs count as sex?

There's also a newer one, if it's the mandatory lesbian strap-on public gangbang session, does that count as sex?

Of one thing there is no question: Nobody in their right mind wants to know what, or even if, PH thinks about those issues or anything else.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Tom Collins]

Which gets us back to the eternal question: do blowjobs count as sex?

There's also a newer one, if it's the mandatory lesbian strap-on public gangbang session, does that count as sex?

Of one thing there is no question: Nobody in their right mind wants to know what, or even if, PH thinks about those issues or anything else.

Rumple Foreskin

WHOA there! Are you saying that PH is capable of thought, Rumply?

 

[Aurora Black]

She's a prime example that all the money in the world can't buy class. Skank.

 

[Guest]

Dammit! I have a date with her for tomorrow night!

Andy Warhol re-translated from the original Canadien : "In the future, everyone gets to date Paris Hilton"

 

[Zeb_Carter]

Dammit! I have a date with her for tomorrow night!

Andy Warhol re-translated from the original Canadien : "In the future, everyone gets to date Paris Hilton"

At least 15 times!!!! Oops, meant 15 minutes.

 

[Weird Harold]

Paris Hilton vows celebacy.

I think this is all a misunderstanding: She thought she was vowing to celebrate not be celibate.

 

[Guest]

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[Rumple Foreskin]

WHOA there! Are you saying that PH is capable of thought, Rumply?

Of course she is. Don't be silly TC. No one could reach her level of air-headness on instinct alone.

Rumple Foreskin

 

[Guest]

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