Rofl

[HeavyStick]

Thanks goes to nora for sharing this link.


http://www.tomorrowideation.com/getoffended/TheList.html


Xylophone - When receiving oral from a girl while she sitting Indian style, step on her pubes or pussy lips or both. When she winces in pain her teeth will be exposed (most likely all on them.) Smack your tallywhacker on each tooth and pretend your making music for an old cartoon. Take your time and be sure to hit every note. - Jason Bleacher, Pennsylvania

 

[Freya]

Baby Rodeo (see also "Buckin' Bronco", "Butt Rodeo", "Fat Chick Rodeo", "Rodeo Clown", "Rodeo Sex") - (for the ladies) When riding your partner who's about to blow his load, give some good pounding strokes and when he's at the point of no return scream out 'Let's make a baby!'. See how long you can hold on, while he tries to throw you off his erupting cock. One night stands should only be considered for the more advanced rider.

 

[Monazwx]

Whoa.
TMI!!!

Way perverse.
Will bookmark

 

[Nora]

sure, sure...blame me for this! *Grins*

Freya, I just posted another definition for it on the other thread. LOL

How about this one:

Under Dog - After a hard session at the gym, your armpit muscle begins to twitch; thus giving you the ability to jerk a guy off with your armpit muscle.

 

[Darkthought]

Nasty... very nasty... but LMAO.

Hindenberg - While banging a chic doggystyle with a rubber on you pull out after awhile and start pissing into the condom creating a urine filled balloon. After you get it to zepplin size, you tie it off at the end and start swinging it around your head. Just as your chic starts to turn around to see what's going on, you smack her in the back of the head hard enough to explode this piss bomb all over her while running & yelling "HINDENBERG"... - Pfife Dogg & The Chi-Town Sickos

 

[Freya]

Bat Wings - When you are sitting down for an extended period of time and have to get up but your nuts are stuck to the inside of your thighs. When you try to get them unstuck without using your hands your sack pulls with your thighs creating Bat Wings. - Eddie Dodson, Virginia

 

[Nora]

And since my disclaimer doesn't appear in this thread, i'll say again that a lot of the uh..entries sound like they were made up by little boys with no outlet but their imaginations. The comments by the webmaster are *hysterical* though!

 

[HeavyStick]

The Walrus (aka "The White Dragon") - When you come in a girl's mouth, then cover it with your hand and punch her in the tummy. The jizz'll squirt out her nose and give her the appearence of having tusks. - N.B.


This one makes me cry. the visual of it not the abuse.

 

[Monazwx]

 

[Guest]

This is the fucking funniest site I've seen in ages.

 

[Nora]

hahahahha! omg Freya! Makes you SO glad you're a girl, doesn't it?


Woody Woodpecker - While a chick is sucking on your balls, repeatedly tap the head of your cock on her forehead.

 

[Guest]

 

[Freya]

OMFG! Thsi site is hilarious!

Old Faithful - 1) (usually done with 2 males) when one partner blows air, in a CPR manner, into the other partners anus. Then, while in the baby wipe position, the blowing partner urinates on the others stinker while he farts all the air out. - Darren Miller, Nevada
2) (aka "Goo Geyser") Shoot your load in a girls belly button, once it is full press on her stomach making the load shoot out like a fountain... hence old faithful. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

 

[Nora]

omg look, fox! When a guy pulls the Woody Woodpecker on you, he leaves behind a:

The Mushroom Tattoo (aka "Mushroom Welt") - when a chick's going down on you, you pull it out, pull it back and whip her in the forehead with it....thus....mushroom tattoo

 

[Freya]

Quiche ala clam dip - When your girl is on the rag and has a yeast infection blow your load inside and duct tape her from ass to bellybutton. Wait 12 hours and enjoy the quiche du jour. - Jason Bleacher, Pennsylvania

 

[Darkthought]

Quiche ala clam dip - When your girl is on the rag and has a yeast infection blow your load inside and duct tape her from ass to bellybutton. Wait 12 hours and enjoy the quiche du jour. - Jason Bleacher, Pennsylvania

There's a lot of funny crap on that site, a lot of rediculous, but that one... that's just wrong.

 

[His_kitty]

This is from DeViAnT sEx PoSiTiOnS


Ball Sacking [v] stretching of the scrotum over the face of someone sleeping or passed out, having a picture taken and posting it on the internet.


The Ball's Eye - Shooting your load directly into the centre of a chick's eye (or dude's eye, if that's your thing). The receiver of the Ball's Eye is then referred to as being Cock Eyed or having Cum Eyes.


Soggy Biscuit - A group of guys, chicks, or both jerk off while standing in a circle. When they blow their load, they have to spew on the biscuit. The last person to cum has to eat the biscuit.(a.k.a. The Ookie Cookie but a cookie is used.)
*gag*

 

[Freya]

The 18th Ave. Feast (aka "The Carnival") - While your double teaming a girl with your friend, one of you bang her in the pink and the other bangs her in the stink. At the same time pull out of her leaving the condoms inside. Count to 3 and at the same time start peeing out of your pistol and into your balloon. Whoever pops thier balloon first wins the dirty stuffed animal. - Mikey M, Brooklyn

 

[Nora]

Gotta love the seasonal ones.

Jack-Off-Lantern - When you take a pumpkin and you carve it into the face of a really hot girl, but don't take out the seeds or goo, and you shove your cock into the mouth. Then, when you're done, you take out the insides and you make a pumpkin pie for your neighbors and yell out "happy hallo-weenie".

 

[Freya]

College games!


Elephant Walk - Everyone loses their pants and forms a line. With both thumbs up, one thumb goes in your mouth while the other goes in the asshole of whoever is in front of you (this arm is the "elephant's trunk"). The lead person gets the line moving in no particular direction, a la conga line. If your thumb happens to fall out of someone's ass, you switch thumbs. Old frat initiation game. - Brad, Florida

 

[Guest]

*sings*

 

[bknight2602]

Nora--Thanks for giving Heavy the link. It was very amusing reading!

 

[Nora]

Glad to amuse, Bk.

Here's a classy game for your next party!

Ten Soldiers and Nixon's Coming - You and 9 other guys circle around the skank, who is naked, lying on her back with her yapper wide open. All 10 guys furiously wack away. Whoever busts a nut directly in her mouth is the winner. Bonus points go for highest arc, furthest from the hole and closest to the pin. Golfers may enjoy more than others.

 

[Freya]

Good lord people have weird imaginations!

Etch-A-Sketch - Trying to draw a smile on a women's face by turning her knobs (nipples)

The Exploding Thorns - A variation on the Shocker. Penetrate the chick with your fingers crossed (middle over index and ring over pinky) and then immediately uncross them while yelling out "BOOM!" Always remember the thumb for the clitoral stimulation. - Woogie310, Georgia

 

[HeavyStick]

Nantucket Sleigh Ride - The traditional Nantucket Sleigh Ride occured when a whale was harpooned and proceeded to tow the boat that had harpooned it, taking it for a sort of "sleigh ride." So...you're dancing with really fat girl in a skirt, you stick your finger in her butt hole (through her underpants) and hook it, like a fish hook. When she tries to get away, you hold on for dear life. - Ben Hardy, Massachusetts