Rock Bottom

[shereads]

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Originally posted by Sub Joe
You're right: Why the fuck am I sitting here at 12:30 AM talking shit about Scrabble? Christ I've hit rock bottom.
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Welcome. It's not bad down here. It's greasy, like the floor of a movie theater, but look at all the free popcorn.

Man. Does everybody up there order it with extra butter? Granted, it makes slithering easier, but these authors' cholesterol counts must be off the meter.

Who else is down here? It's dark.

 

[Remec]

Man. Does everybody up there order it with extra butter? Granted, it makes slithering easier, but these authors' cholesterol counts must be off the meter.

Who else is down here? It's dark.

Psst...open your eyes. It's only dark because you're not letting the light in.

Well, and you seem to always be slithering in the deepest shadows in the room, too.

<g>

 

[NoJo]

I only came in here to watch the newsreel when I heard the air-raid siren.
Apparently our boys are licking the Bosch in Aden.

 

[shereads]

Re: Re: Rock Bottom

Psst...open your eyes. It's only dark because you're not letting the light in.

Well, and you seem to always be slithering in the deepest shadows in the room, too.

<g>

The light hurts my eyes. Yours too, right?

 

[shereads]

I only came in here to watch the newsreel when I heard the air-raid siren.
Apparently our boys are licking the Bosch in Aden.

You can lick your bosch down here if you want. Nobody's looking.

 

[Remec]

Re: Re: Re: Rock Bottom

The light hurts my eyes. Yours too, right?

'It burns, precious. Yes, it does.'
Oh, sorry...yeah...there's a reason I've been wearing Polargrey lenses in my glasses for two+ decades...but, then again, I also just dislike sunlight. Give me a nice overcast day anytime.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

You can lick your bosch down here if you want. Nobody's looking.

There's a bunch of empty 40oz. bottles down here...looking for a full one. I think I have some gummy bears stuck to me.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Down so low, bottom looks like up?

Where's Rumple? He's the expert on these things.

~lucky (bottom-dweller)

 

[Quiet_Cool]

You can lick your bosch down here if you want. Nobody's looking.

If he's licking his own bosch, I'm glad it's dark.

Pass the popcorn...

Q_C

 

[Remec]

There's a bunch of empty 40oz. bottles down here...looking for a full one. I think I have some gummy bears stuck to me.

Mmmm....Scarlett-flavored gummi bears...sounds like a treat to me. Hold still a sec...

 

[shereads]

If he's licking his own bosch, I'm glad it's dark.

Pass the popcorn...

Q_C

In animal heaven, even girl dogs get to lick their balls.

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Mmmm....Scarlett-flavored gummi bears...sounds like a treat to me. Hold still a sec...

Ouch! Don't pull them out of my hair unless you have an ice cube. Wait, maybe that only works on gum.

 

[shereads]

Down so low, bottom looks like up?

Where's Rumple? He's the expert on these things.

~lucky (bottom-dweller)

"Lower than whale dung."

"I feel so bad I'd have to rally to die."

 

[Remec]

Ouch! Don't pull them out of my hair unless you have an ice cube. Wait, maybe that only works on gum.

Didn't mean to tug so hard...give me a sec, I'll just nibble through your hair. Or I could gnaw and suck on the gummis until they dissolve?

 

[Quiet_Cool]

In animal heaven, even girl dogs get to lick their balls.

lol

The girls have balls?

(sure you're in heaven?)

Q_C

 

[shereads]

I amuse myself by untying the shoelaces of all the jerks who kick the seats in front of them. If they also take cell phone calls during the movie, I tie their shoes together.

Uh-oh.

I'm stuck. Don't they ever clean this place?

 

[OhMissScarlett]

Didn't mean to tug so hard...give me a sec, I'll just nibble through your hair. Or I could gnaw and suck on the gummis until they dissolve?

Sorry, I was distracted by the words nibble, gnaw, and suck. I totally forgot the question.

I'm stuck. Don't they ever clean this place?

Sher's stuck, ravish her!

 

[shereads]

lol

The girls have balls?

(sure you're in heaven?)

Q_C

If they didn't, they'd be licking the males' balls. That's somebody's heaven, but it's not very inclusive.

Yes, if the girls want to lick their balls in animal heaven, they'll look down and find some convenient new balls. Ditto neutered males.

As a bonus, both sexes can have six nipples to play with.

 

[Quiet_Cool]

If they didn't, they'd be licking the males' balls. That's somebody's heaven, but it's not very inclusive.

Yes, if the girls want to lick their balls in animal heaven, they'll look down and find some convenient new balls. Ditto neutered males.

As a bonus, both sexes can have six nipples to play with.

Lol

Um... but both sexes do have nipples, it's just that playing with my nipples is less fun than playing with someone else's (which isn't true about balls, I confess).

At any rate, enjoy licking your balls.

Still waiting on that popcorn...

Q_C

 

[Remec]

Sorry, I was distracted by the words nibble, gnaw, and suck. I totally forgot the question.

Sher's stuck, ravish her!

Yum yum...your gummis as an appetizer and Shereads for lunch...
This isn't going to spoil my diet, is it?

 

[SensualCealy]

You know most of us could get off the bottom if our damn shoes didnt stick to the floor of the theatre. Its amazing you can almost fill a reg size box of popcorn and get a mix of hard candy for free if you look hard enough you can even get a tip for cleaning it up! lol
C

 

[KarenAM]

Room for one more?

 

[Blackie Malone]

I amuse myself by untying the shoelaces of all the jerks who kick the seats in front of them. If they also take cell phone calls during the movie, I tie their shoes together.

Uh-oh.

I'm stuck. Don't they ever clean this place?

I fell over someone trying to get more jujube's and I noticed my shoelaces were tied together so I called my best friend who was sitting three rows over and she laughed at me.

 

[shereads]

Yum yum...your gummis as an appetizer and Shereads for lunch...

Ahem.

Just so we're clear on this one point:

I'm not terribly demanding, as dates go. My standards fall somewhere below "Hire Wolfgang Puck to Cater a Late Supper in Our Suite at the Peninsula" and several notches above "Let's Do It While I'm Stuck to a Theater Floor."

Also, the suite-at-the-Peninsula thing won't work if, at any point during our date, I see you eating Gummi Bears out of another woman's hair.

Just fyi.

 

[lucky-E-leven]

Keep it warm down here. I'm heading to the top of a barrel for a concert. If I'm not back in a few hours, send a search party.



~lucky