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Fata Morgana
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End of an era.
coacheric
Alien Handyman
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I loved you so much. The comraderie and snark when a particularly hapless individual would create one of you...I'm going to miss you. I guess I need to literally sext with Garnate now instead of pretending to in order to dupe unsuspecting newbs.
Till we meet again (which will in all likelihood be sooner rather than later, especially considering how helpless some people are with technology.
You and Garnate....Can I be a fly on the wall?
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DesEsseintes
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Surely people aren't actually going to use chat?
In my mind it's broken and always will be. I prefer a romantic ruined castle to a modern centrally heated house. I'll just haunt the freshly emptied corridors here like a camp poltergeist.
In my mind it's broken and always will be. I prefer a romantic ruined castle to a modern centrally heated house. I'll just haunt the freshly emptied corridors here like a camp poltergeist.
Kitty
~besa mi culo~
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That...was so beautiful.
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pete
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fuck that noise. i like a solid roof overhead and air conditioning blowing so cold it makes my nips diamond-hard.
but hey, to each their own
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Kitty
~besa mi culo~
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You're just saying that because your mother fancies me.How is she, anyway?
About to head home now, thanks for asking
And she fancies you, all right...http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/perv.gif
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DesEsseintes
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About to head home now, thanks for asking
And she fancies you, all right...http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/perv.gif
Brilliant news. Let me know when she's back safely, won't you? I worry about her, out and about in New York at her age. The feisty MILF that she is.
Jennifer
His Fuckdoll
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fuck that noise. i like a solid roof overhead and air conditioning blowing so cold it makes my nips diamond-hard.
but hey, to each their own
I like your arms that are as hard as diamonds. Will you hold me when MY nips get cold from the AC?
Kitty
~besa mi culo~
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O...o...okay then http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/unsure.gif I'll ...get right on that lol
**edit: She's home haha. But we're talking about college shit which pisses her off, so she's not very horny right now. Sorry Des
O...o...okay then http://www.thestudentroom.co.uk/images/smilies/unsure.gif I'll ...get right on that lol
**edit: She's home haha. But we're talking about college shit which pisses her off, so she's not very horny right now. Sorry Des
I am so very afraid to ask. The kind of fear you get when you're young and you're in the house alone and you hear a noise.
marshalt
You guys are dicks...
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I could think of nothing worse than knowing when my mother was aroused.
Worse than knowing she likes ass-to-mouth? Or hearing her scream in orgasmic delight? Or even walking in on her in a 3way with your uncle and a dog?
marshalt
You guys are dicks...
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I wasn't trying to think of anything worse... But thank you for the examples of what would be worse.
Kitty
~besa mi culo~
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marshalt
You guys are dicks...
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I'm here for you buddy.
Great...
Kitty
~besa mi culo~
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marshalt
You guys are dicks...
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Now kiss.
Kiss rimmy's sexy, soft shaved lips, marshalt
Literotica is not your personal erotica site!
Okay, I guess it kind of is, but... still. Congrats on 1-uping the rimmster of horrible shit I don't need to think about!
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DesEsseintes
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Get your sexy mother to warm you up, Kitty.Shivers.
Hey, petey:
Shouldn't you shut that public shit down quick and take her behind closed doors to PM ASAP?
I mean, you're married and she's seeing a shrink so she can learn to fool her kids about hating their father who she's in the middle of divorcing...
...you sure you're carefully massaged Board image can risk the potential hit ahead?
BTW:
Your guns are soooo hawt. ~ swoon ~
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PeteHulbert37
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I tried to get in and it was stuck on initializing. It could be that my laptop is 20 years old.
