RIP Dick Clark

[CHNOPS]

Dead at 237 years old.

 

[Wings]

984 or so months.

 

[Disgustipated]

"America's Oldest Teenager"

 

[VaticanAssassin]

what a dick!

 

[Peregrinator]

This whole damn world is so fucking dickless.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Figures Chnops was the first to jump on the dick.....

 

[osprey44]

Dead at 237 years old.

Oh Shit... say it ain't so... An icon has passed. and just 82 years young. He had a good life... RIP

 

[Aquagal]

RIP Dick. Many a Saturday morn I cut the rug with you.

 

[Peregrinator]

I was hoping to find a video of him having a temper tantrum, but I got sidetracked watching old interviews. This one is hilarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmKj44euy6s

 

[CHNOPS]

I was hoping to find a video of him having a temper tantrum, but I got sidetracked watching old interviews. This one is hilarious:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kmKj44euy6s

The only temper tantrums I know of are audio. "...after a God Damned DEATH DEDICATION *pounds desk with each syllable*"

 

[Wrong Element]

"America's Oldest Teenager"

An honor that has now been passed down to Ken the Fat Lawyer.

 

[Peregrinator]

The only temper tantrums I know of are audio. "...after a God Damned DEATH DEDICATION *pounds desk with each syllable*"

That's the one I was thinking of, in fact. A friend has it on a tape entitled "Hey, Can You Make Me A Copy?" A whole collection of stuff like that. Buddy Rich screaming at his band and such stuff.

 

[CHNOPS]

That's the one I was thinking of, in fact. A friend has it on a tape entitled "Hey, Can You Make Me A Copy?" A whole collection of stuff like that. Buddy Rich screaming at his band and such stuff.

Wait. We're both dumb. That was Casey Kasem!

 

[ivantheterrible]

let me know when a family member of mine dies or a friend. celebrities and other famous people i couldn't give a rats ass about.

 

[Peregrinator]

Wait. We're both dumb. That was Casey Kasem!

God dammit. Of course it was. What the fuck? I used to think we were two of the smartest guys on Lit all day with no apparent other lives.

 

[evesdream]

And only three dick jokes. Standards are slipping, folks.

 

[Peregrinator]

And only three dick jokes. Standards are slipping, folks.

Be patient, Ricki.

 

[TonyClifton]

A Poem Presented by Tony Clifton

Life is a fading time that is fleeting.

It falls like sand right down the glass, tomorrow becomes yesterday.

Dimples once cute are now wrinkled in mirrors sworn to be truthful.

Life is a fading time that is fleeting.

As the breeze blows the dust of dreams so still forever out of reach,
tomorrow becomes yesterday.

All those loved are now but ghosts, pictures gray around the edges,
tomorrow becomes yesterday

What we know what we think shatters with the ringing of the clock’s
chimes.

Tomorrow becomes yesterday.

 

[Peregrinator]

And only three dick jokes. Standards are slipping, folks.

...and eat a dick.

 

[VaticanAssassin]

Most of their dicks qualify as jokes all by themselves .....

 

[Disgustipated]

Most of their dicks qualify as jokes all by themselves .....

Considering your dad is famous for his limp dick...

 

[evesdream]

You're so obliging Perg

 

[Colonel Hogan]

I give him a 98.

He had a great beat, and it made you want to get up and dance.

A smooth, sophisticated style, but still hip.

 

[Peregrinator]

You're so obliging Perg

:lips:

 

[KRCummings]

Dead. Rotting. Worms...

Corpse? Mummy?

Casket. Old.

Dick Clark?