Riff's New Girlfriend

[Marxist]

She doesn't mind it if you have a seat either.

Very cool indeed.

http://www.contortionhomepage.com/helena/P1010032.JPG

 

[Purple Haze]

What, right there on Mother's clean floor?

 

[Marxist]

http://www.contortionhomepage.com/helena/P1010035.JPG

 

[Purple Haze]

You have to be kidding...

 

[Marxist]

You have to be kidding...

I bet she only fucks missionary style though. Wouldn't that be the biggest let-down since the Hindenburg?

 

[lovetoread]

She's not human.

The red eyes give it away.

 

[RawHumor]

She's not human.

The red eyes give it away.

Demonseed, you think?

 

[lovetoread]

Yes.

Its all a ruse to suck in poor hapless males.

 

[perks]

succubus

 

[Marxist]

succubus

Jealous?

 

[missy2]

That would come in handy.

When she's feeling kinky & lonely,she could shower herself.

 

[RawHumor]

Re: That would come in handy.

When she's feeling kinky & lonely,she could shower herself.

LOL And if her neck is really flexible, she could get double mileage out of her beer.

Ewwww....

 

[perks]

Jealous?

yeah, my ass is too heavy and would squish my head right into the floor.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

Re: Re: That would come in handy.

LOL And if her neck is really flexible, she could get double mileage out of her beer.

Ewwww....

ewwwwww, but you have a point!

 

[Marxist]

yeah, my ass is too heavy and would squish my head right into the floor.

Sex talk has no place here, Duckbutt.

 

[Rambling Rose]

I can do that.

 

[perks]

Sex talk has no place here, Duckbutt.

you know me,Carlton, that's all I ever talk about.

 

[freescorfr]

Sex talk has no place here, Duckbutt.

Not sex talk but my sex thought is that you could fuck her and she could suck your balls at the same time.

 

[riff]

I like her. When do I get to meet her?

 

[Hamletmaschine]

If your kitty wanted to sit on her lap, riff, I think it would probably put everyone through a lot of changes. . . .


(And a big "hello" wave to Free. How ya been podnuh?)

 

[riff]

Yes. Hi freescofr! Still in Hamsterdam?

 

[TWB]

Riff

Is that a mug shot?




I like it.

 

[riff]

Re: Riff

Is that a mug shot?




I like it.

No. It's from a fake ID I had when I was 16. Got it in DC next to the Crazy Horse Saloon on M Street.

The ID said I was 22. Heh. My parents found it and confiscated it and gave it back to me when I turned 22.

 

[Shaq]

Riff looks like an American Badass in that pic....if he had a jacket like the fonz he probably got all the chicks....



Hmm.....I wonder if the woman in that pic could curl herself into a ball so she could fold into a suitcase so I could take her as a carry on and not have to pay for 2 seats on a plane......hmmm.....