riff, what does Lucy look like?

[Ginny]

okay riff....<smiling>....Zamdrist had a lil cross-dressing thread going last night and somehow....i don't remember how....we got to talking about your dear Lucy, your artificial vagina....zam posted a pic of what he thought she looked like and i posted one of what i thought she looked....you prolly never opened the thread....it being about zam's kinky cross-dressing and all...but anyway...

what does your Lucy look like?....i'm not being a pervert or anything...and i DON'T masturbate thinking about you fucking Lucy....really....i don't..........i just thought those times when you refer to her...it'd be nice to have an accurate reference visual....you know....

okay....zam thinks she looks like this:

http://www.xsensations.com/SCAN/Productos/vaginas/XPC8152-04.jpg

i've always pictured Lucy looking more like this:

http://www.adameve.com/images/products/7850-big.jpg


thanks!

 

[alexandraaah]

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>speed bump<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<

I wanna know too.

 

[just pet]

Is this Lucy?

http://www.happyvalleycabins.com/lucy.jpg

OOPS!! Wrong thread... sorry

pet

 

[Zamdrist]

Is this Lucy?

http://www.happyvalleycabins.com/lucy.jpg

Oooh, now there's a sweet lil birdie...

 

[Ginny]

you two sick twisted fucks!............

 

[riff]

My Lucille is a Hustler product. I'll see if I can find a link somewhere to the exact one.

It's modelled after Chasey Lain's pussy, but I could give a damn about that. All I know is it feels fucking good! LOL

 

[Ginny]

My Lucille is a Hustler product. I'll see if I can find a link somewhere to the exact one.
It's modelled after Chasey Lain's pussy, but I could give a damn about that. All I know is it feels fucking good! LOL

oooohhhhh now you know i don't know a lot of those porno hoochies by name...but i've seen that pussy.....mmmmm mcyumminess....bet that is a hot masturbatory fuck.....

 

[TN_Vixen]

alright now I'm curious too. I wanna know what lucy looks like.

Riff, when you come in at night do you say..

"Luuuuucy, I'm homeeeee!"

hehe

 

[riff]

alright now I'm curious too. I wanna know what lucy looks like.

Riff, when you come in at night do you say..

"Luuuuucy, I'm homeeeee!"

hehe

LMAO

THAT never occurred to me. Heheheheh

OK... call me Ricky! hehehehe

ha ha ha..... (my best ricky ricardo)

 

[riff]

Here is Lucille

http://shop.executiveaffairs.com/media/e10402.jpg

 

[Ginny]

oh myyy...isn't she nice....flashing to her lubed up....and a cock fucking it....mmmmm godd the guy's face (not yours, i swear)....so damn hottt.....<hissing a lil air in>.....turtle definitely needs one.....i wanna hear him fuck it....

thanks, riff...she's a beauty....

 

[Guest]

Riff hun? I need you! Cum to mama!

 

[Laurel]

A song from my childhood, from Kenny Rogers, dedicated to riff & his 'lady love'

In a bar in Toledo across from the depot
On a barstool she took off her ring
I thought I'd get closer
So I walked on over
I sat down and asked her name
When the drink finally hit her
She said I'm no quitter
But I finally quit living on dreams
I'm hungry for laughter
And here ever after
I'm after whatever the other life brings

In the mirror I saw him
I closely watch him
I thought how he looked out of place
He came to the woman
Who sat their beside me
He had a strange look on his face
The big hands are callous
He looked like a mountain
For a minute I thought I was dead
But he started shaking
His big heart was breaking
He turned to the woman and said

You picked the fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field
I've had some bad time
Live thru' some sad times
But this time your hurtin wouldn't heal

After he left us, I ordered more whiskey
I thought how he made him look small
From lights of the bar room to a rented hotel room
We walked without talking at all
She was a beauty, but when she came to me
She must have thought I lost my mind
I couldn't hold her, the words that he told her
Kept coming back time after time.

You picked the fine time to leave me, Lucille
Four hungry children and a crop in the field
I've had some bad time
Live thru' some sad times
But this time your hurtin wouldn't heal

 

[Ginny]

i'll be dammed...Lucille is back!...i swear she wasn't there the other day....you took her with you, huh, riff?.....

 

[Ginny]

Poor Man's Lucy

http://downloads.pussy.org/galleries/melon/melon9y.jpg

(and yes.....it did make me...twitch)

 

[Ginny]

oh dear god....sexy glam pm'd this to me for my perving pleasure....god help me...it's turned me on sooooo....damnnnnn.....had to find one of riff's lucy threads to post it on....mmmmmmmm god....

http://www3.telus.net/m1000/images/gif68.gif




btw R.I.P. Lucy....<bowing head in silent prayer>....bless her heart....<whispering>....riff...well....he ripped her....one of her lips....tearing into her....yummy lil visual, huh?

i think i'm gonna get turtle one of these (omg i can't wait to hear him fuck it like this).....and he can get me the glass dildo....nothing like a lil masturbatory toy gift exchange between lovers.....

 

[riff]

That looks just like MY lucy god-rest her latex soul.

I really do need to order another one, but I blew all my dough for the month (I'll be having rummage sale- wow- what if I put her corpse out? Wouldn't the shoppers be surprised?

 

[Cherry]

If you do, riff --> TAKE PICS!!!

 

[riff]

If you do, riff --> TAKE PICS!!!

Shit. What a great idea. You are on.

 

[StrawberryPez]

btw R.I.P. Lucy....<bowing head in silent prayer>....bless her heart....<whispering>....riff...well....he ripped her....one of her lips....tearing into her....yummy lil visual, huh?

That is a VERY yummy visual

 

[Cherry]

Shit. What a great idea. You are on.

~ designing new web site ~

Faces AGHAST! at riff's yard sale



( just tell them Lucy still has her bottom lip working )


errrrmmmm ... edited to say the other "side" lip .. whichever

 

[Lucille Oratory]

Riff-

Is it true? Did you name a piece of latex after me???

I'm speechless.

 

[riff]

Actually no. I just thought it was appropriate. It sounded right.



Welcome aboard, Lucille.

 

[Ginny]

That looks just like MY lucy god-rest her latex soul.

http://www3.telus.net/m1000/images/gif68.gif


riff....did you notice the lil....tear.....just a lil one...on top of lip of this one?

must be a common product defect.....

or.....

is that you?.....<arching eyebrows, eyes wide, glance down to your crotch>

 

[Ginny]

oh fuck....that animated gif that glam gave me doesn't work anymore.....dammit....i zipped over here to perv on it.....crud......