Riff is a woman?

[Rubyfruit]

I am so fucking clueless sometimes. I always thought Riff was a man, but I saw somebody refer to him as a her and now I'm confused.

 

[Weevil]

Hey, I remember when this happened to me. That was funny.

 

[Rambling Rose]

If Riff is female, I am trading in my ovaries.

 

[Rubyfruit]

LMAO - oh Rose - you do it to me everytime.

Will you marry me?

 

[lilfrk]

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=67151


I think he's a man. But I dunno.

 

[seXieleXie]

it could be a double it wedding! BR & ruby and lavy and & lexie

 

[BustyTheClown]

Lol goddammit, now I'm confused too... I thought riff was a guy, but he said something on Weevil's thread about flowers that made me think otherwise... Plus, the pic on riff's other av was "him" fooling around with a woman. He said it was himself, anyway... Maybe I was just being gullible and riff was being silly. If this is a joke, I so won't be laughing when the yolk's on my face.

 

[LukkyKnight]

lit, it? whatever...

it could be a double it wedding! BR & ruby and lavy and & lexie

No no no, triple! Riff can marry weevil!

 

[riff]

I am a man, latent-homosexual tendencies, fascination and wonder of women, lust for sex with the bodies they live in and ALL.

I still don't think I like the idea of being fucked with a strap on dildo, though.

 

[Rambling Rose]

Re: Will you marry me?

No roses and no diamonds, agreed? Let's go nap on it.

Do that to me one more time
Once is never enough
with a girl like you
Do that to me one more time
I can never get enough
of a girl like you
Whoa-oh-oh,
kiss me like you just did
Oh, baby, do that to me once again
Pass that by me one more time
Once is never enough for my heart to hear
Whoa-oh-oh,
tell it to me one more time
I can never hear enough
while I got 'ya near
Whoa-oh-oh,
say those words again that you just did
Oh, baby tell it to me once again
Do that to me one more time
Once is never enough
with a man like you
Whoa-oh-oh,
do that to me one more time
I can never get enough
of a girl like you
Whoa-oh-oh,
kiss me like you just did
Oh, baby do that to me once again
Whoa-oh-oh, baby,
do that to me once again
Whoa-oh-ho-oh-oh-oh, baby,
do that to me one more time
(Do it again)
One more time
(Do it again)
One more time
(Do it again)
One more time
(Do it again)
One more time
Fade
(Do it again)
One more time

http://www.puppygal.com/images/captainand%20tennille.jpg

 

[Dillinger]

Riff is a woman? I'll do him. Or her. Doesn't matter... does SHe own overalls?

 

[Rambling Rose]

If s/he doesn't, I do.

http://www.zoellis.com/images/overalls.gif

 

[Dillinger]

If s/he doesn't, I do.

Orange?

 

[Rambling Rose]

Who let the cat out of the bag?

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

Oh yahs! You are being the hot sex babe I am the wanting with the farmer daughter in the hayloft barn with the big Gnufi penis!

 

[riff]

"riff" is going to Barnes and Nobles to have a giant cup of Starbucks and a shitload of books and chicks to check out while I write the story of his/her Now.

He/she also needs to take a look at her/him's notes for the examination. I'll check in when I am back. Later!

 

[lavender]

 

[Rubyfruit]

I knew Rose loved me. She doesn't quote Captain and Tennille for just anybody around here.

Do you want to tripple with Lexie and Lavy and Riff and Weevil, or shall we elope to Bolivia?

Riff, thanks for clearing up the matter of your genitilia.

 

[lilminx]

Ok- now who the hell is going to marry me?

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

I will the marry you the lilminx! It will be the so the very happy we will be. This will be the getting me the green card too so I can be coming and living with my hot sex wife in the America?

 

[Problem Child]

Hey, I remember when this happened to me. That was funny.

What kind of a dope would think that? This place is a petri dish for idiocy culture.

 

[tortoise]

What kind of a dope would think that? This place is a petri dish for idiocy culture.

Idiocy needs no petri dish. You put 10cc's of idiocy on the surface of Ganymede and it will flourish and take hold. It is the uber-culture. It can't be killed.

 

[lilminx]

I will the marry you the lilminx! It will be the so the very happy we will be. This will be the getting me the green card too so I can be coming and living with my hot sex wife in the America?

Oooh, does that mean I get to be having the hot sex with the Gnufi every night?

 

[Gnufi Poppets]

Oh yahs but why is it the that you are the limiting the hot sex to the night time the only? It is the being we are the having the hot sex the every day and the every night all the time and even the more often than that!

 

[lilminx]

Sounds good to me, Gnufi- better get the lube ready!