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I've been having really bad gas lately ... I actually farted (loudly) twice while cumming last night (I guess it was the combination of him laying on me as we were in missionary, and the force of the orgasm). I wanted to die on the spot.

I bought gas pills, but I don't seem to notice much, if any, difference.

Anyone have any advice? LOL I try to eat as best as I can, but sometimes I don't feel like it matters.

Oh dear God, this is embarrassing ... lmao
 
Check with your doctor. It could be a sign of something like a sensitivity to gluten or dairy, or something else may be amiss.
 
I'll just get right to it ...

I've been having really bad gas lately ... I actually farted (loudly) twice while cumming last night (I guess it was the combination of him laying on me as we were in missionary, and the force of the orgasm). I wanted to die on the spot.

I bought gas pills, but I don't seem to notice much, if any, difference.

Anyone have any advice? LOL I try to eat as best as I can, but sometimes I don't feel like it matters.

Oh dear God, this is embarrassing ... lmao


Gas is usually caused by natural bacteria in your digestive tract, (intestines), reacting with food you have eaten. Have you added anything different to your intake lately. Even a seemly mundane food can cause gas. If you have added something new to your diet, try doing without it for a while. If you haven’t added anything, try eliminating particular foods for a few days until you find the culprit.
 
The bacteria point is a good one. Maybe something is throwing your bacterial equilibrium off. You might try Activia-type yogurt or one of the products that's supposed to restore the balance of good bacteria (I think Philips is one brand advertised a lot now, but there are quite a few others) for a few weeks.

If that doesn't work, or the gas comes back after you end the regimen, take a good look at your diet and potentially do an elimination diet. This is where a doctor who's knowledgeable about food sensitivities and allergies should probably come in (obviously you want to ensure you're getting adequate nutrition while you look for the culprit(s) and there are some tests that can be run to determine things like gluten and dairy issues).
 
I'll just get right to it ...

I've been having really bad gas lately ... I actually farted (loudly) twice while cumming last night (I guess it was the combination of him laying on me as we were in missionary, and the force of the orgasm). I wanted to die on the spot.

I bought gas pills, but I don't seem to notice much, if any, difference.

Anyone have any advice? LOL I try to eat as best as I can, but sometimes I don't feel like it matters.

Oh dear God, this is embarrassing ... lmao


Take Mylanta Maximum Strength Gas Relief before going to bed. This Medicine will break the bubble causing Gas .
http://www.mylanta.com/mylanta-regular-strength
 
Thanks for your responses guys. I'm trying to figure out the foods that seem to affect it the worst, but I don't feel like I've been eating any differently than I usually do.

LOL, I am so embarrassed. My partner didn't say anything when it happened, and there's a small part of me that hopes that perhaps he didn't notice ... but I doubt it!!
 
Thanks for your responses guys. I'm trying to figure out the foods that seem to affect it the worst, but I don't feel like I've been eating any differently than I usually do.

LOL, I am so embarrassed. My partner didn't say anything when it happened, and there's a small part of me that hopes that perhaps he didn't notice ... but I doubt it!!

Well, at least you didn't fart while he was going down on you. :D

As an adult, he probably realizes farting is a fact of life, and I'm sure he farts at inconvenient times, too.

There's no chance you're pregnant, is there? I had some major bouts with gas when I was. One night I woke up in so much agony that I was sure I was miscarrying, and I had to wake my husband to get the gas pills. :rolleyes:
 
If you're leaning more toward salads lately, iceberg lettuce is the devil for gas. Beans get all the credit, but lettuce and popcorn; whew! Although any beans / peas which weren't thoroughly soaked and or cooked will wreak havoc.
 
Your boyfriend is probably bragging in front of his friends about this. "I'm so good, I can make her fart." :)
 
Thanks for your responses guys. I'm trying to figure out the foods that seem to affect it the worst, but I don't feel like I've been eating any differently than I usually do.

LOL, I am so embarrassed. My partner didn't say anything when it happened, and there's a small part of me that hopes that perhaps he didn't notice ... but I doubt it!!


There is no doubt that he noticed, but when a man is in the short-rows, the last thing he is going to do is stop and make a comment about gas. A woman passing gas during sex is rare, but it does happen, and if a man has any experience at all, he knows better than to call attention to it. If he is inexperienced, likely when it happened his first thought was wondering what he broke.
 
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Well, at least you didn't fart while he was going down on you. :D
Yeah, but there's also the possiblity that he doesn't care or actually likes having a woman fart in his face. Afterall, there are porn sites dedicated to that. ;)
 
Yeah, but there's also the possiblity that he doesn't care or actually likes having a woman fart in his face. Afterall, there are porn sites dedicated to that. ;)

I didn't say anything about him caring or enjoying it. I implied that it's less embarrassing to fart during missionary than it is to fart in someone's face in most cases.
 
As for smell.. if there is any, talking Magnesium supplements will get rid of the smell (kinda like lighting a match in the bathroom), though it won't eliminate the actual gas or sound..
 
LOL!

Oh, lord.:)

Lady, my wife's middle name should be "Foghorn".

Her and her dad both were afflicted with high velocity gas explosion, it doesn't really matter what they eat.

I've seen the time when she cleared both cats and dogs off the couch with a mighty blast...How a person can sleep while rattling the windows like that is beyond me.

Practice I guess.

It's hard to calm down animals when you are damed near incapacitated by rolling around on the floor laughing!

The sex part doesn't happen often enough to be a problem.

Count the blessings...
 
LMFAO.

No, I'm not pregnant. ;)

And they didn't smell (thank GOD!) ... it was just embarrassing as all hell, lol.
 
well, if there was ever any doubt whether you were comfortable with him, i guess those questions have been put to rest for once and all, right? :>

i don't have anything meaningful to add, but it happens to guys, too. if your partner can get past it--and it sounds like he did--then so can you. :>

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I'll just get right to it ...

I've been having really bad gas lately ... I actually farted (loudly) twice while cumming last night (I guess it was the combination of him laying on me as we were in missionary, and the force of the orgasm). I wanted to die on the spot.

I bought gas pills, but I don't seem to notice much, if any, difference.

Anyone have any advice? LOL I try to eat as best as I can, but sometimes I don't feel like it matters.

Oh dear God, this is embarrassing ... lmao

Stop eating onions!!
 
Could be due to some medication you are taking. I've experienced it before - no big deal. Possible minor fire hazard though, so no smoking! :D
 
I'll just get right to it ...

I've been having really bad gas lately ... I actually farted (loudly) twice while cumming last night (I guess it was the combination of him laying on me as we were in missionary, and the force of the orgasm). I wanted to die on the spot.

I bought gas pills, but I don't seem to notice much, if any, difference.

Anyone have any advice? LOL I try to eat as best as I can, but sometimes I don't feel like it matters.

Oh dear God, this is embarrassing ... lmao

Have you felt sick lately? Even just a little?

A few years back I had an acute case of gastroenteritis and I was only off-color for about a day, but I was terribly flatulent for nearly four weeks after that. The doctor told me that my immune system flushed my intestines out when I caught the illness and it could take a few weeks for my digestive system to "reboot itself." In the meantime, I was digesting things differently, which meant excessive gas.
 
I wouldn't recommend pills... usually pills'll kill your muscle spasms in your intestines which push your feces to your anus... so taking those pills might stop you from farting, but the gas just ends up staying inside of you... which isn't better in the long run. Gas needs to come out. That's the natural order of things... and it seems men have understood this and women still refuse to accept it.

As for the embarassment... I'm pretty sure your guy was happy to know you were satisfied... fart or no fart!
 
It happens. Try reducing your intake of gluten (mainly bread and pasta) and any kind of beans or lentils, and make sure you eat lots of fruit and veg to keep things moving... :)
 
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