Riddles

nike

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Does anyone have any good riddles? I've seen a couple of "cute" ones, but I'm looking for something to wrap my brain around.

I'll post of few that i found, below.
 
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"Riddle me THIS, Riddle me THAT, WHO'S afraid of a big black BAT!?"
 
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?




What grows down when it grows up?




What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years?




How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
 
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What is so fragile even saying its name can break it?



What do moths study in school?


What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter?



What bone keeps getting longer and shorter?



What do you get when you cross a parrot with a tiger?
 
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What goes up but never goes down?


What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?


What seven letters did Old Mother Hubbard say
when she opened her cupboard?



Why won't bikes stand up by themselves?



Why do sharks only swim in salt water?



Why do chickens lay eggs?



When can you put pickles in a door?




Why is six afraid of seven?
 
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nike said:
If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?

What grows down when it grows up?

What occurs once in a minute, twice in a moment and never in a thousand years?

How could a cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay two days, and ride out on Friday?
Just quickly off the top of my head . .
Wet, no idea, m, Friday = horse.
 
What do you call your father-in-law's
only child's mother-in-law?


Why do lions eat raw meat?



Why don't African animals play games?



What do you call a song about a car?



Why did the cookie go to the doctor?



How many animals did Moses take on the Ark?



Why did the chicken cross the road?



Why did the starfish cross the road?



Why did the fox cross the road?




Why did the gum cross the road?
 
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can we post the answers?? lol

silly silly stuff



What is oderless, colorless and when you put it in a barrel, it makes the barrel lighter?
 
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?


Why did the weasel cross the road twice?



Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?



What goes up a chimney down, but won't go down a chimney up?



What's black and white and red all over?


What is the largest ant in the world?



What is the largest living ant in the world?



How much is a skunk worth?



What kind of monkey can fly?
 
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Why did the cake like to play baseball?



What goes hahaha, plop?



Why didn't the lady run away from the attacking lion?



Why has no one ever spotted a leopard in Africa?



What did the banana do when it heard the ice scream?



Would you rather have a tiger eat you or a lion?



What has 3 heads, is ugly, and smells bad?
 
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I'mVan said:
Just quickly off the top of my head . .
Wet, no idea, m, Friday = horse.

all right but the no idea (obviously). I saw the answer and I still dont get it.
 
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Figure this one out!!




A box without hinges, lock or a lid.
Yet inside golden treasure is hid.




eh hehehe
 
nike said:
What is so fragile even saying its name can break it?



What do moths study in school?


What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter?



What bone keeps getting longer and shorter?



What do you get when you cross a parrot with a tiger?

1. Silence.
2. Mothematics.
3. Match/fire.
4. Dunno
5. Parrot Tiger sine theta
 
Here is some I stump the daycare kids with:

Round as an apple
Deep as a cup
Yet all the kings men
Can't pick it up.
______________


Lies before you in the morn
below you at noon
After you in the eve
And can't be found at night


_______________

(Hint: Spelling Riddle)

Without is good
With is worry
With two alleves worry

_____________________

Lays in a bed
But never sleeps
Has a head
But never feet

_________________

A face and hands
But no body nor mind

____________________

A long tail
But only one eye
Get's caught where ever it goes

________________________
 
EarthWind said:
Figure this one out!!




A box without hinges, lock or a lid.
Yet inside golden treasure is hid.




eh hehehe
Bee hive?
 
EarthWind said:
Figure this one out!!

A box without hinges, lock or a lid.
Yet inside golden treasure is hid.

eh hehehe

A TV? hehe

I sure hope I'm wrong.


Dejanu : Thanks for the links

Emerald & Van : Its 'holes'
 
nike said:


What can you put in a wood box that will make it lighter?
~A hole~


What bone keeps getting longer and shorter?
~a trombone~

What's black and white and red all over?
~a newspaper~

What do you call your father-in-law's
only child's mother-in-law
~mom~

What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
~incorrectly~1

When can you put pickles in a door?
~when the door is a jar~

Why is six afraid of seven?
~cause seven eight nine~
 
cybergirly1989 said:
What grows down when it grows up? A carrot.

see, now that makes sense. The answer that the site gives is 'goose'
 
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