Richter scale for orgasms

[miles]

Fill in the blanks:

1 - decent

2 - nice

3 - good

4

5

6

7

8

9

20

 

[Daddyslilpet]

Fill in the blanks:

1 - decent

2 - nice

3 - good

4

5

6

7

8

9

20 OMFG...followed by massive heart attack

 

[binkley]

Fill in the blanks:
9 - Monday night

 

[Purrde Flower]

one should be change to.. Oh.. it's over already? I was still waiting

 

[TN_Vixen]

4- makes you groan

5 - makes you groan and wrap your thighs around his legs

6- makes you groan and curse "Oh Fuck yeah baby!"

7- makes you groan, curse and sink your nails into his back

 

[TN_Vixen]

8 - you start speaking in tongues

9- you begin to hyperventilate, try to curse through deep breaths, grab his ass, pull his hair and scream at the top of your lungs.

20 = zoogasm.

 

[miles]

8 - you start speaking in tongues

9- you begin to hyperventilate, try to curse through deep breaths, grab his ass, pull his hair and scream at the top of your lungs.

20 = zoogasm.

What is a zoogasm, NN?

 

[TN_Vixen]

What is a zoogasm, NN?

hehe.. here y'go

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=97698&highlight=zoogasm

 

[miles]

hehe.. here y'go

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?threadid=97698&highlight=zoogasm

Oh. Actually, I see stars.

 

[calypso_21]

8 ~ legquake

9 ~ Body twister

 

[TN_Vixen]

stars are good, very good actually. ;-)

 

[TN_Vixen]

8 ~ legquake

Oooh! How could I forget about the legquake? That happens to me all the time. Your legs begin to shake uncontrollably and you revert to "rainmanspeak"

Oh yeah, very good very good, I like that, like that ... "

 

[miles]

stars are good, very good actually. ;-)

They are usually followed by birds flying in circles around my head.

 

[TN_Vixen]

They are usually followed by birds flying in circles around my head.

lol, that means you've been watching too many cartoons.

 

[miles]

lol, that means you've been watching too many cartoons.

My favorite was when Minnie was fucking Goofy.

 

[TN_Vixen]

My favorite was when Minnie was fucking Goofy.

I KNOW! Would you have ever guessed in a million years that Goofy was hung like a fuckin' horse? Poor l'il Minnie.

 

[miles]

I KNOW! Would you have ever guessed in a million years that Goofy was hung like a fuckin' horse? Poor l'il Minnie.

It's a little known fact that despite her celebrity status, Minnie was nothing more than a low class ho. I mean, Goofy? That was one ugly fuck.

 

[TN_Vixen]

Goofy= Ron Jeremy
Minnie= Linda Lovelace

What's the issue again?

 

[miles]

Goofy= Ron Jeremy
Minnie= Linda Lovelace

What's the issue again?

Ewwwwwww. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.

 

[TN_Vixen]

LOL... YOU brought the "ho" aspect into this thread, don't deny it.

 

[miles]

LOL... YOU brought the "ho" aspect into this thread, don't deny it.

Linda Lovelace could have been the poster woman for Skank.

How does anyone who looks like Ron Jeremy get in porn? It's a cruel, cruel world.

 

[TN_Vixen]

How does anyone who looks like Ron Jeremy get in porn? It's a cruel, cruel world.

laughing myself sick.. I don't know! I mean seriously, there HAS to be tons of guys out there who are better looking with cocks the size he has, right? Or hell, as far as I'm concerned the guy could have a 4-incher and make do if he's decent to look at as far as porno vids, right? What's the damn difference? It MUST be the guy's fetish to see a girl get banged with a fuckin' 10" cock, 'cause I'm telling ya, most girls do NOT get off on that size at all.

period.

 

[Smooth_Operator]

My favorite was when Minnie was fucking Goofy.

Couldn't help but wonder if Acme made sextoys...

 

[miles]

laughing myself sick.. I don't know! I mean seriously, there HAS to be tons of guys out there who are better looking with cocks the size he has, right? Or hell, as far as I'm concerned the guy could have a 4-incher and make do if he's decent to look at as far as porno vids, right? What's the damn difference? It MUST be the guy's fetish to see a girl get banged with a fuckin' 10" cock, 'cause I'm telling ya, most girls do NOT get off on that size at all.

period.

A big shantz is one thing. You mean you don't get off on his extra-hairy back? It gets worse - he's a Member of the Tribe. Makes me want to quit.