Richie, please cum home

[Richard12s_mom]

Don't let out all of our secrets at once Richie.

 

[lobito]

too late Mom. Richie's been a bad, bad boy!

 

[Carp]

SHOW US YOUR HAIRY MUFF!!!

 

[Mischka]

Cheyenne! There's a woman in need of Magic in here!

 

[Monazwx]

 

[badasschick]

It just gets sadder.

 

[Guest]

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

I'll speak for Heavystick and say "Show us your tits"

 

[marksgirl]

*shaking my head* Bob you are something else you know that. *giggle*

 

[Gilly Bean]

Mommy, did you know your 12 year old was let loose on the cpu again?

 

[Richard13]

Ok, the rest of the jokes were fine. But please don't make fun of my mother.

 

[Guest]

 

[Richard12s_mom]

Richard13? You're an imposter. My Richie is proud of his post count.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Richard13? You're an imposter. My Richie is proud of his post count.

I think he was more concerned with the date of registration.

 

[Gilly Bean]

Richard13? You're an imposter. My Richie is proud of his post count.

Come on, sweety, post up. We want a hairy muff av before the end of the day.

 

[Richard13]

Mom? Is that really you? Uh....I didn't know you were interested in naughty porn sites. I thought your only hobbies were teasing me with your erect nipples and setting records with your massive amounts of pubic hair.

 

[Richard12s_mom]

I'm not a post whore like my Richie.

 

[freakygirl]

*chuckles*

 

[Gilly Bean]

Mom? Is that really you? Uh....I didn't know you were interested in naughty porn sites. I thought your only hobbies were teasing me with your erect nipples and setting records with your massive amounts of pubic hair.

-snorts-

 

[Guest]

 

[Richard12s_mom]

Richie, I want you to bring the weedeater to my bed tonight. I want you to give me a trim.

 

[Richard13]

Mom.....you've made me so happy. I'm still going to have to charge you for mowing the lawn.

 

[Richard12s_mom]

Richie, you're making me proud. Look at your post count rising.

 

[Richard13]

I know Mom. You have a way of making me grow to full potential. By the way, what's for dinner tonight?

 

[Monazwx]

It just gets sadder.

True.