canadianpenny
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Since Botany doesn't want me, I guess you're the next best thing
Sighs
Sighs
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richard_daily
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Don't worry, I'll make you feel second best.
canadianpenny
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You're actually 4th or 5th on my list
BotanyBoy
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Quotes are foreva! I love this thread simply for the fact that I lurv ol dick' daily so much. He's really not a bad guy....it's just fun to ruffle his feathers.
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canadianpenny
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Don't be fooled, I will forever try getting in your pants!
thør
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Classic........
richard_daily
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Sorry, I'm not into gangbangs.
canadianpenny
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Well the Bang Gang are on their way over so suck it up
bronzeage
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You need to park your flirtmobile by the blue curb and take the bangbus.
canadianpenny
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You would like that wouldn't you!
I'm hoping (s)he drives the flirtmobile into the lake.
richard_daily
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YOU suck it up.
bronzeage
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It would get you off the flirterstate highway and make it safer for everyone.
canadianpenny
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richard_daily
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Someone slip this person a roofie.
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canadianpenny
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Stop trying to roofie me!
canadianpenny
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just how long is this list, exactly?
1,637
bronzeage
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Only if you were driving the bangbus
Okay, that's a little better, but still not a quality flirt. The driver of the bang bus is third in line. He gets the girl after the camera man.
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canadianpenny
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We both know you're first in line on my bus
BETTER?
yikes
better load up on your red bull, kiddo
Red bull is yucky. And it does not give you wings.
bronzeage
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We both know you're first in line on my bus
BETTER?
Much better. A good flirt is focused on one person.
richard_daily
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Sure, right after you drink this.
I've earned my red wings many times over.
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I hate it when the camera man says cheese before my turn.
canadianpenny
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Pleasure to be at your service, sensei
Ya, that's what you get for cheating on me
