Rhyme Time

[glynndah]

This was forwarded to me via email. I thought it might be a bit of diversion for a rainy Monday afternoon. Feel free to add your own rhymes.

A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme
with the most romantic first line...but the least
romantic second line. Here are some of the entries
they received:

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and
so are you.
But the roses are wilting, violets are dead, sugar
bowl's empty and so is your head.

Oh loving beauty you float with grace
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes -
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe "go to hell"

 

[Salvor-Hardon]

I was enchanted by her clitoris
And then I found out she had syphyllis

 

[Jenny_Jackson]

The years taken toll on the lovely old hag,
But I can still fuck her with a paper bag.

 

[Antfarmer77]

Some say i am odd, but to them i just scoff,
I wear a bag too, in case her's should fall off.

 

[glynndah]

The sentiments expressed bring a tear to my eyes.
No, wait. That's just all your bullshit and lies.

 

[rachlou]

I thought you'd make my whole world rock!
- Until I saw your 1" cock

 

[oggbashan]

I thought that I couldn't get enough of you alone
But I draw the line now you weigh thirty stone.

(thirty stone = 420 pounds)

 

[SweetPrettyAss]

You'll always be the one I adore
Until I meet someone who has more.

 

[rachlou]

You know how very much I love you...
But i'm loving your father and brother too!