Rhetorical questions?

[de-valmont]

Why, when people complain about the horrific incompetance of government, do so many believe that insanely complex conspiracy theories could be arranged by self said bodies?

 

[de-valmont]

If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?

 

[virgin_not]

Do fish swim?

 

[de-valmont]

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

 

[virgin_not]

Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?

Morning DV

Isn't that ironic?

 

[de-valmont]

Heya V_N

Ever wondered how, after millenia of innovation, noone has invented a ball-point pen you cannot lose?

 

[de-valmont]

Why is it that people who do not believe in evolution seem somehow unevolved [monobrow and dragging knuckles]...

 

[molly_hunter28]

Why is the man that invests all your money called a broker?

 

[de-valmont]

Isn't it strange that in order to impress women; many men drink themselves into a state where they can't pronounce their own?

 

[molly_hunter28]

why are a wise man and a wise guy complete opposites?

 

[de-valmont]

Just what day of the week will every dog's fall on?

 

[molly_hunter28]

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

 

[de-valmont]

If control's control is absolute, why does control need to control?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Why must people pull out in front of you if they have no desire whatsoever to go any faster than five miles below the limit?

**I really would like to know why this happens**

 

[de-valmont]

Why do shops that are open 24 hours a day 365 days a year have locks on their doors?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections?

 

[de-valmont]

LOL one of the great imponderables...

If mankind ever move into space, how will weightwatchers manage to judge their success rate?

 

[molly_hunter28]

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

[de-valmont]

Why do newspapers with a reading age of less than eight carry explicit photographs?

 

[molly_hunter28]

How did a fool and his money GET together?

 

[de-valmont]

Why is it that rich middle aged men buy open topped sports cars just when their hair has receded far enough for their scalp to be seen from space?

 

[molly_hunter28]

Who decided what order to put the alphabet in?

 

[de-valmont]

Why do people go onto a website stating they are bored rather than go out and find something interesting to do?

 

[molly_hunter28]

What's another word for Thesaurus?

 

[de-valmont]

Isn't it ironic that the longest non-composite word in the English language [locinaucinahilipilifacation] means worthless?