Rhetorical question...

[KillerMuffin]

Why do people just automatically assume that because I write pornography for the entire Internet, Lit-accessing universe that I just naturally want to fuck them personally?

 

[registered "^^"]

Why do people just automatically assume that because I write pornography for the entire Internet, Lit-accessing universe that I just naturally want to fuck them personally?

Oxygen dep, or exposure to sheep shit can cause such behavior.......

 

[Problem Child]

Only the stupid ones, the ones who have no idea which rung of the evolutionary ladder they are hanging from, assume that.

 

[SimplySouthern]

What? You don't?

No need to reply to my PM then.

 

[Harbinger]

I'm not going to answer that, but if I did I would say because they are horndogs on a porno board and they assume everyone is like them?

 

[Cheyenne]

A serious response:

Could it be a sign that you are an excellent writer? Do these guys get caught up in reading your work and imagine themselves in your stories? Could it be a compliment (crude, for sure) of your writing skills that they feel like you are writing just for them and them alone?

 

[Guest]

Perhaps it is their prayer rather than there wish?

 

[Renegade]

You mean to tell me that you don't??

Well, damn. *Goes to erase his PMs*

 

[mig]

Wishful thinking perhaps.

 

[lovetoread]

Personally I believe that its because your stories are so good that one tends to lose themselves in them. I love your stories,and have said so repeatedly,but they are very intense. Pair that with someone who is reading your stories and is who is not right in the head then thats when the line blurs.

 

[Rick DeVille]

You don't answer rhetorical questions

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[Dillinger]

Why do people just automatically assume that because I write pornography for the entire Internet, Lit-accessing universe that I just naturally want to fuck them personally?

You mean... you don't?

I am so disillusioned now!

 

[Shy Tall Guy]

Why do people just automatically assume that because I write pornography for the entire Internet, Lit-accessing universe that I just naturally want to fuck them personally?

Because it is just common sense - right? Of course every woman who writes porn will want to fuck anyone who asks her, and every guy that says he has a ten inch dick is just being modest. Right?

So when do I get my turn at a fuck? We'll have to coordinate as I am very busy fucking all the other women who write for Lit.

 

[cuz cracker]

cause i like muffins thats why!

 

[KillerMuffin]

You don't answer rhetorical questions

 

[SweetBrat73]

Re: Re: Rhetorical question...

Oxygen dep, or exposure to sheep shit can cause such behavior.......

OH that's funny!!! I swear I almost peed my pants

 

[Cheyenne]

You don't answer rhetorical questions

Some of us don't follow directions well and we're too old to change now.